superficial

  1. Tiggles

    “Try to land on the uglier Olsen twin!”

  2. “Carlos, I thought I was *clean*, I swear!”

  3. hoo

    “You could’ve just said you don’t want to suck it!”

  4. Might as well just call the shit “I AM UNCLE JESSE” cuz thats all you’ll EVER be to any of us , Johnny Boy

  5. Gin&Tonic

    DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!

    …oh wait, you actually don’t. nevermind

  6. Did that guy just listen to Bob Saget’s stand up act?

  7. “No, Jake Gyllenhaal! Don’t jump! You have so much to…um…

    …never mind.”

  8. “Hey! When I said I wanted you to eat my yogurt, I didn’t mean…”

  9. tlmck

    “Quick! Somebody move the air bag!!!

  10. “THAT’S RIGHT!…FULL… HOUSE… REUNION!!”

  11. evilstamos

    “It’s just my career, don’t jump after it!”

  12. “Just how in the hell did you learn to dance on a wall?”

  13. “GET OUT ….. this house is FULL !”

  14. This…. Is… FULLHOUSE!!!!!

  15. “THATS RIGHT MR. SCHUE, TRY MAKE ME SING TRAIN NOW YOU BASTARD!”

  16. “THATS RIGHT MR. SCHUE, TRY MAKE ME SING JOURNEY NOW YOU BASTARD!”

    dammit.

  17. Nonnie Moose

    But I used to make out with Lori Loughlin…

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