No comment. Perfect as is.
You got it. The less said, the better.
Shortly after seeing this photo, John Travolta bought four soccer teams.
I’m not that familiar with soccer rules. How does it go… yellow card, red card, then Herpes card?
“An Alexis by any other name / Would suck as sweet.” – William Shakespeare
“There, there. Just drink it in. The elixir of Beckham will have your knee fixed right away.”
With his head like that most of it will miss his face!
I KNEW IT! – Tom Cruise.
“dude, it’s not gay…I’m just scratching my nuts on your face”
Who knew? Bend It Like Beckham was factually accurate.
This is pretty much how I picture every professional soccer game ending…
Oh come on now.
No hands on the ball? ok no problem!
Proof he does give to charity – UNICEF.
Guess who lost the bet.
Now you’re just making it too easy.
“Excuse me. Is that Victoria I smell?”
“You’ll be okay… you just over-scratched, a man’s got to know his limitations.”
You mean they’re actually allowed to do this right on the field? I knew soccer had strange rules, but…seriously?
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