superficial

  1. No comment. Perfect as is.

  2. Tiggles

    Shortly after seeing this photo, John Travolta bought four soccer teams.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m not that familiar with soccer rules. How does it go… yellow card, red card, then Herpes card?

  4. Josephus

    “An Alexis by any other name / Would suck as sweet.” – William Shakespeare

  5. “There, there. Just drink it in. The elixir of Beckham will have your knee fixed right away.”

  6. With his head like that most of it will miss his face!

  7. Inner Retard

    I KNEW IT! – Tom Cruise.

  8. “dude, it’s not gay…I’m just scratching my nuts on your face”

  9. J-Dub

    Who knew? Bend It Like Beckham was factually accurate.

  10. This is pretty much how I picture every professional soccer game ending…

  11. meeps!

    No teeth!

  12. Oh come on now.

  13. Jentilly

    No hands on the ball? ok no problem!

  14. Proof he does give to charity – UNICEF.

  15. Guess who lost the bet.

  16. Now you’re just making it too easy.

  17. “Excuse me. Is that Victoria I smell?”

  18. Laredo

    Tea-bagging?

  19. “You’ll be okay… you just over-scratched, a man’s got to know his limitations.”

  20. You mean they’re actually allowed to do this right on the field? I knew soccer had strange rules, but…seriously?

  21. Here we see the calf suckling on its mother’s teat until it is fully nourished and can stand on its own.

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