“Hi ladies. A few Viagra, and my penis pump, and it’s game on!”
“Ladies, I’ve put more women through college than the United Negro College Fund… Just sayin…”
Looks like someone just added a few items to his bucket list.
The one on the left, but only from behind
I say the one on the right, and any way she damn well wants it.
Why does Jack Nicholson like basketball so much?
This guy hasn’t missed a game in about a century!
He’s like a little fuckin Irish leprechan?
I’m guessing its not the basketball.
Like sheep in front of a wolf.
No man alive could resist that, and that’s why I got into jail to begin with. And now they’re telling me I’m crazy over here because I don’t sit there like a goddamn vegetable.
Please, expand on your “incident”
Nice OFOTCN quote…
That is why I voted for it.
“Wait’ll they get a load of me!”
i logged in just to say that. you beat me.
In this case he’s saying: “Wait’ll they get a get a load FROM me”.
You know what? I wouldnt say this about most guys his age….but I think he COULD!
“I’ll take the both of them, to go”
“And I’ll have a shake with that.”
“You remind me of an old girlfriend.”
“You remind me of an old man.”
Man…the one on the right is hot. Holy crap! Yes…I’ve gone without for a week now. Time to pay a visit to the internet.
wrong pic, john.
here u go-
As long as I do you both at once, you should be of legal age.
What till they get a load from me.
WAIT till they get a load from me.
Jack knows the better looking one….. the one on the right.
she looks like she’s quiet in public, but kinky in bed.
[in your best Jack Nicholson voice…] “I was just wonderin’ if you two young ladies, when you have a couple of hours, would be willing to teach an old man how to dance…”
“I’ve got ties older than you gals. Want to see me use one to hold my dick up?”
Did somebody call me?
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