I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam / And I got a lotta muscle and I only gots one eye / And I’ll never hurt nobodys and I’ll never tell a lie

Santa goes… whatever that look is supposed to be.

After keeping it in check for over 50 years, Robin Williams’ hair is finally starting to devour him.

Robin Williams, it’s not a purse, it’s a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

OH GOD IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!

Santa DOES have off days!

Joachim Phoenix?

He looks like he’s going to nut punch the next person who says “nanu nanu” to him.

A drunken homeless man with AIDS leaving the Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS fundraiser in New York City. (April 26, 2011)

[witty Grizzly Adams comment]

Seems he always wears shirts with hearts on them

Randy Quaid?

Robin Williams missed his nose completely this morning. Too busy telling himself jokes.

Father Christmas!

Look at the bag—the cross on it! Parry found the Holy Grail after all!

(look it up)

I am really grossed out by this.

Jesus, just take off the mask, put it in your manbag and stop following the camera.

Having been inadvertently released from the psych ward on a work furlough, Seymour Parrish, hits the road to seek revenge on his accusers!

How many loads did it take to create that heart design?

francis ford coppola!

Whose the girl he’s dragging my the arm?

And why does the guy behind him have to wear the gayest shirt ever?

Some douchebag hippie apparently moved Jerry Garcia’s remains to the pet cemetery.

“Now I wan’ to play wit’ cheeeeeeew!”

Memo to all of Hollywood: Take 20 minutes every morning to practice proper grooming, dress in a manner unlike a hobo and make yourselves presentable. And stop wearing those goddamn ridiculous scarves. That is all.

the herpes finally got so bad he had to grow a monster beard to cover it

When did the Unibomber get out?

Must be doing Jumanji 2

I’ll be back!! …. hair

Is there a Hulk Hogan bio flick in the making I don’t know about, brother?

First Impression – that episode of Family Guy where Peter had birds living in his beard.

By the way…you do all know that he has that beard for his current Broadway role, right?

By “The Hangover 14″ things had gotten a little out of hand.

So someone finally solved the mystery of what to get Santa Clause for Christmas, and it turns out he wanted a big fucking purse. Go figure.

WTF?!?! I thought they killed Saddam Hussein?!?!?!?!?!

Gooood Mornin’ ZZ Top!!!

You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares. Things you can’t even imagine. Things you can’t even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you’re not dessert. Afraid? You don’t even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.

Let’s see a better shot of the 17 yr old mid-life crisis on his arm.

David Bellamy!!!!!!!!!!!! Google him you 14year old Americans you!

I was gonna make fun but this looks kind of badass in a very, very disturbing way.

Is he replacing Billy Connelly in Boondock Saints 3?

So is he hiding the jokes that are actually funny in his beard or his purse?

And when is he going to use them?

Bjork from Dork.

Mrs. Doubtfur on holiday.

Bad hair days – happen.

you may call me future hobo. i come from the year 2013 to ask if you got any spare change so i can get some’m ta eat.
and to see if you know why i’m dripping artfully-thrown semen.

but mostly the change thing.

I thought Jerry Garcia died and left all his drugs to the Buffalo Gal.
Guess I was wrong…

Are they working a sequel for that Joaquin Phoenix documentary?

Robin Williams in The Santa Clause 4: The Sanity Clause