superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam / And I got a lotta muscle and I only gots one eye / And I’ll never hurt nobodys and I’ll never tell a lie

  2. Jenny with a Y

    Santa goes… whatever that look is supposed to be.

  3. fucktard

    After keeping it in check for over 50 years, Robin Williams’ hair is finally starting to devour him.

    • catapostrophe

      Robin Williams’ hair kept what in check for over 50 years?

      Or did you mean, “After keeping it in check for over 50 years, Robin Williams is finally being devoured by his hair”?

    • UnholyKrep

      Tomayto, Tomahto.

      Hair, kudzu.

  4. Hank E Ring

    Robin Williams, it’s not a purse, it’s a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

  5. Colin

    OH GOD IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!

  6. Jacqueline Hyde

    Santa DOES have off days!

  7. pumpkin

    Joachim Phoenix?

  8. He looks like he’s going to nut punch the next person who says “nanu nanu” to him.

  9. Undercover

    A drunken homeless man with AIDS leaving the Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS fundraiser in New York City. (April 26, 2011)

  10. [witty Grizzly Adams comment]

  11. Frunken

    Seems he always wears shirts with hearts on them

  12. OneHourPhoto

    Randy Quaid?

  13. Garrett

    Robin Williams missed his nose completely this morning. Too busy telling himself jokes.

  14. mangezmangez

    Father Christmas!

  15. TomFrank

    Look at the bag—the cross on it! Parry found the Holy Grail after all!

    (look it up)

  16. lori

    I am really grossed out by this.

  17. Allison Wunderlan

    Jesus, just take off the mask, put it in your manbag and stop following the camera.

  18. The Critical Crassness

    Having been inadvertently released from the psych ward on a work furlough, Seymour Parrish, hits the road to seek revenge on his accusers!

  19. Cumquat

    How many loads did it take to create that heart design?

  20. zomgbie

    francis ford coppola!

  21. cc

    Whose the girl he’s dragging my the arm?

    And why does the guy behind him have to wear the gayest shirt ever?

  22. Some douchebag hippie apparently moved Jerry Garcia’s remains to the pet cemetery.

    “Now I wan’ to play wit’ cheeeeeeew!”

  23. Memo to all of Hollywood: Take 20 minutes every morning to practice proper grooming, dress in a manner unlike a hobo and make yourselves presentable. And stop wearing those goddamn ridiculous scarves. That is all.

    • Andriiya

      Uhhhh, why? It’s not their problem if you don’t like how they look. Besides that, if anyone could shave whatever the hell you’d call that thing on his face in under 20 minutes it would be a small miracle.

  24. vlad

    the herpes finally got so bad he had to grow a monster beard to cover it

  25. KC

    When did the Unibomber get out?

  26. Annie from Fremantle

    Must be doing Jumanji 2

  27. monkeyboy

    I’ll be back!! …. hair

  28. Mr. Skin-tag

    Is there a Hulk Hogan bio flick in the making I don’t know about, brother?

  29. zoya

    First Impression – that episode of Family Guy where Peter had birds living in his beard.

  30. TomFrank

    By the way…you do all know that he has that beard for his current Broadway role, right?

  31. DonDopey

    By “The Hangover 14″ things had gotten a little out of hand.

  32. Brennan Haley

    So someone finally solved the mystery of what to get Santa Clause for Christmas, and it turns out he wanted a big fucking purse. Go figure.

  33. JuggNuttz

    WTF?!?! I thought they killed Saddam Hussein?!?!?!?!?!

  34. Mil

    Gooood Mornin’ ZZ Top!!!

  35. MrsWrong

    You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares. Things you can’t even imagine. Things you can’t even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you’re not dessert. Afraid? You don’t even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.

  36. Let’s see a better shot of the 17 yr old mid-life crisis on his arm.

  37. sarah

    David Bellamy!!!!!!!!!!!! Google him you 14year old Americans you!

  38. I was gonna make fun but this looks kind of badass in a very, very disturbing way.

  39. Is he replacing Billy Connelly in Boondock Saints 3?

  40. UnholyKrep

    So is he hiding the jokes that are actually funny in his beard or his purse?

    And when is he going to use them?

  41. UnholyKrep

    Bjork from Dork.

  42. UnholyKrep

    Mrs. Doubtfur on holiday.

  43. dontlooknow

    Bad hair days – happen.

  44. slampon

    you may call me future hobo. i come from the year 2013 to ask if you got any spare change so i can get some’m ta eat.
    and to see if you know why i’m dripping artfully-thrown semen.

    but mostly the change thing.

  45. Clubber Lang-a-lang-Thang

    I thought Jerry Garcia died and left all his drugs to the Buffalo Gal.
    Guess I was wrong…

  46. lili

    Are they working a sequel for that Joaquin Phoenix documentary?

  47. friendlyfires

    Robin Williams in The Santa Clause 4: The Sanity Clause

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