Joslyn James poses for a photo shoot in Miami. (April 26, 2011)
I can’t think of anything because I’m mesmerized by the place where her upper thighs meet her rear. It just looks so … um … so flappy.
This was my reaction down to the letter.
I’d add an extra H or two, but yeah.
Photo shoot? She’s a porn star…this is just the part before the penises join the scene.
and can I just say…yuck.
Who, or what is that?
That is what you’ll see if you enter Miley’s dream. Basically poses similar to this…
what the fuck is that and why the fuck did it appear on my screen?!
It’s weird how the reflections off the water create the illusion of stretchmarks all around her womanhood.
You got it wrong, it’s the stretch marks creating an illusion of water reflection.
I don’t think it’s the water. It’s more like the twenty kids and about a million gallons of jizz she shat out of that “thing?” I can use the term “thing” loosely in this case? I mean literally loose!
I was hoping that she really wasn’t that crinkly looking…. ICK.
I’d do her in a heartbeat, the same way Tiger used to – ass to mouth etc.
mmmmmm. There is NOTHING sessier than full body celluloite.
Looking at her from top to bottom is like a road map of Linsay’s™ career.
There’s my lost Stretch Armstrong!
I always thought Billy Ray Cyrus was trailer trash, but this seals the deal!
GODDAM!! Dis white bitch is hot! Look at those thighs! Sexy. I wanna give her my black python…I know she can take it!
You might want to paint an elephant trunk black and stick it in there. It might actually touch her vaginal walls.
And the odor of dead fish filled the air for miles that fateful day.
haha I’m not sure if you meant the horror of her body killed all of the fish, or the sheer smell emanating from her rotten nether regions, or perhaps a delightful combination of both…either way I believe it is accurate.
This doesn’t make any sense.
She’s a porn star?
She’s not pretty. She’s middle aged. She’s floppy & stretched out like a pair of old gym shorts.
That naval has something very very wrong going on there; was it used as a novelty penis insertion spot? Were all the other usual places on this woman so worn out that she resorted to belly button sex?
The combination of crystal meth and breast implants is . . . interesting.
Having massive muscles was no longer gathering the attention Carrot top needed…
I thought marmosets were land mammals?
this skank shouldn’t leave the house without a giant airbrush. ya know, the one they use on her photos to make her look 30 years younger. Tiger, fo shizzle?
I seriously thought Carrot Top had picked up a meth habit.
Oh, the great miracle that cosmetics, hair styling and airbrushing hath wrought in the life of this…..woman?
Her pussy smelled like spam!
She’s got a lovely sense of consistency in her tattoos…not in style, but in color. Prison Yard Green is a good choice for her.
I had no idea Tiger Woods was such a devoted fan of the artist formerly known as Prince.
I heard on the news that they closed off a mile of beach and the coast guard is still trying to tow it back out to sea.
I bet she reeks of Newports and pork rinds.
A flabby, beat-up lookin’ whore with fried hair; amazing she can even get laid.
Self-delusion is the most powerful of drugs…meth is a close second.
It looks like SOMEBODY fell out of the Ugly Tree and broke every branch on the way down.
Yeah, what I said….
so THIS is what Rihanna will look like in 10 years….
What, a collapsed white slut? How’s that going to happen? Man, I’m satoopid.
This is the first thing I thought off too.
Where’s the guy who always posts that he’d pee in her butt when you really need him?
Looks like you’ll need to take one for the team Pete.
This was the best camera target that could be found on a beach in Miami? I say charge the photographer with reckless eyeslaughter on the way to the hanging.
I wouldn’t fuck her with Jessie J’s dick.
Oh, wait. Is it too late to change that to Ann Coulter’s dick?
Sideshow Bob sure has some nice tits.
Man,oh ,man! Being married to Brian Austin Green has certainly taken a toll on Megan Fox!
Holy Shit…..His penis is dissolving before our very eyes!
This photo makes my eyes sad.
If someone visits you from a foreign country and asks what ‘skank’ means, save yourself a lot of chatter and just show them this pic.
It’s the old lady from Something about Mary. There’s the dog between her legs.
What the hell? Did the world suddenly run out of Photoshop?
This just looks like every ‘Teen Mom’ ‘s future.
no, even they have brighter futures than this leather-faced bag
I thought flames on something were supposed to make something look better? At least.. her tits.. aren’t terrible still? …
yeah, couldn’t say that with a straight face.
Her tits are plastic. They will look like that when she’s 80. If the hybrid AIDS/Hep C/Herpes doesn’t kill her first.
who is she?
I think her boobs are trying to merge.
Is this for the cover of Leather International Magazine?
Like many in the wild, this strange creature possesses antipredator adaptations. It uses its bright coloration both to indicate it is undesirable and is poisonous.
of all the times not to have a shark attack
I tried to arrange a meteor stike but I’ve had my hands full these days.
i thought we weren’t supposed to get it wet or feed it after midnight?
WHO BROKE THE RULES?
Well, an ill-fiting 1990’s flame design bathing suit, plus multiple tramp stamps, plus press-on nails, plus a “model” that shouldn’t be wearing a bikini in the first place ALWAYS equals class. pure class.
I suddenly have the urge to eat cottage cheese!
Wow, Carrot Top’s pecs look great! But he’s really let his biceps go. Symmetry, dude. Symmetry.
London Bridge is falling down…
good lord, what the fuck is that meant to be?
This photo only makes sense when you know that 1 minute earlier, 28 clowns on one unicycle came out of her vagina.
It’s like her thighs have aged in Dog years
“And so when I squeeze just right, a king crab pops out!”
Fish, this was so many levels of uncalled for I can’t even start to explain.
WE CLIK UR SITE Y U NO LOVE US MAN
OMG, I’ve been sitting here in horror, because I thought that was: Helena Christensen
Whew! My childhood fantasies are still in check!
I’ll bet I’d get a meth high eating her snatch.
It’d only be more perfect if I was doing her with her 3 year old watching us.
Ahhh..I can only dream of such trailer trash bliss….back to my real job.
This is how I would define a Human Paraquat.
Aaaand, I know have AIDS in my eyes. Thanks.
I meant “now”. shit!
dude. she’s a scorpio.
It makes sense that she’s in the water. It looks like she’s melting.
Though it was Misha Barton…..
Um, fish… you forgot to put the censor stars over her extra thigh vaginas… I hope I don’t get fired from work over this.
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