I can’t think of anything because I’m mesmerized by the place where her upper thighs meet her rear. It just looks so … um … so flappy.
This was my reaction down to the letter.
I’d add an extra H or two, but yeah.
Photo shoot? She’s a porn star…this is just the part before the penises join the scene.
and can I just say…yuck.
Who, or what is that?
That is what you’ll see if you enter Miley’s dream. Basically poses similar to this…
what the fuck is that and why the fuck did it appear on my screen?!
It’s weird how the reflections off the water create the illusion of stretchmarks all around her womanhood.
You got it wrong, it’s the stretch marks creating an illusion of water reflection.
I don’t think it’s the water. It’s more like the twenty kids and about a million gallons of jizz she shat out of that “thing?” I can use the term “thing” loosely in this case? I mean literally loose!
I was hoping that she really wasn’t that crinkly looking…. ICK.
I’d do her in a heartbeat, the same way Tiger used to – ass to mouth etc.
mmmmmm. There is NOTHING sessier than full body celluloite.
Looking at her from top to bottom is like a road map of Linsay’s™ career.
There’s my lost Stretch Armstrong!
I always thought Billy Ray Cyrus was trailer trash, but this seals the deal!
GODDAM!! Dis white bitch is hot! Look at those thighs! Sexy. I wanna give her my black python…I know she can take it!
You might want to paint an elephant trunk black and stick it in there. It might actually touch her vaginal walls.
And the odor of dead fish filled the air for miles that fateful day.
haha I’m not sure if you meant the horror of her body killed all of the fish, or the sheer smell emanating from her rotten nether regions, or perhaps a delightful combination of both…either way I believe it is accurate.
This doesn’t make any sense.
She’s a porn star?
She’s not pretty. She’s middle aged. She’s floppy & stretched out like a pair of old gym shorts.
That naval has something very very wrong going on there; was it used as a novelty penis insertion spot? Were all the other usual places on this woman so worn out that she resorted to belly button sex?
The combination of crystal meth and breast implants is . . . interesting.
Having massive muscles was no longer gathering the attention Carrot top needed…
I thought marmosets were land mammals?
this skank shouldn’t leave the house without a giant airbrush. ya know, the one they use on her photos to make her look 30 years younger. Tiger, fo shizzle?
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