Tim Burton at Cinemacon 2012 at the Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino in Vegas. (April 24, 2012)
Really with those teeth?
“Hey, it takes a lot of work for me to maintain this ‘mad genius’ image. Ha! No, it doesn’t.”
“And, yeah, I decided to fuck that vampire TV show in the ass and essentially remake Love at First Bite instead.”
Even mad geniuses brush once a week… their teeth, their hair, even the lint off their clothes, anything.
Not so close….it cuts off the shoes, and brings in the teeth.
Shoe Monkey says no. No good can come from seeing Tim Burton full-length here.
“Yes, take your pictures. And then…I will kill you. Technically, Johnny Depp will be the one killing you, but I will be there, watching, and directing every knife blow. Helen Bonham Carter will be there, too.”
Why, no, I haven’t bathed in several months. Why do you ask?
Unless Helena can grow a beard this looks like game over
Just when I thought they ran out of sequel ideas…they go and start filming the alien scene for “Independence Day 2″
I used to wonder to myself “What kind of sick fuck would willingly stick his penis in Helena Bonham Carter?”
And now I know.
My God, no wonder Howard Stern wears those sunglasses all the time.
The man’s a genius. Love his movies.
“Why, yes, Helena styles my hair for me. How could you tell?”
If he goes down on a girl she will get vaginal gingivitis, plaque and decay.
“Tiptoe through the tulips …..”
The caption SHOULD read “Tim Burton at the dentist,” if he had any self-respect.
The MGM Grand unveils it’s very own gargoyle!
This guy looks like he’s never had two nickels to rub together…
This must be some homeless motherfucker just passing himself off as Tim Burton.
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