superficial

  1. Really with those teeth?

  2. “Hey, it takes a lot of work for me to maintain this ‘mad genius’ image. Ha! No, it doesn’t.”

  3. Cock Dr

    Not so close….it cuts off the shoes, and brings in the teeth.

  4. “Yes, take your pictures. And then…I will kill you. Technically, Johnny Depp will be the one killing you, but I will be there, watching, and directing every knife blow. Helen Bonham Carter will be there, too.”

  5. EricLr

    Why, no, I haven’t bathed in several months. Why do you ask?

  6. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Unless Helena can grow a beard this looks like game over

  7. Deacon Jones

    Great!

    Just when I thought they ran out of sequel ideas…they go and start filming the alien scene for “Independence Day 2″

  8. diego

    I used to wonder to myself “What kind of sick fuck would willingly stick his penis in Helena Bonham Carter?”

    And now I know.

  9. Hank E. Ring

    My God, no wonder Howard Stern wears those sunglasses all the time.

  10. The man’s a genius. Love his movies.

  11. Boomer

    “Why, yes, Helena styles my hair for me. How could you tell?”

  12. JANE

    If he goes down on a girl she will get vaginal gingivitis, plaque and decay.

  13. mbcl

    “Tiptoe through the tulips …..”

  14. catapostrophe

    The caption SHOULD read “Tim Burton at the dentist,” if he had any self-respect.

  15. Bigalkie

    The MGM Grand unveils it’s very own gargoyle!

  16. This guy looks like he’s never had two nickels to rub together…

    This must be some homeless motherfucker just passing himself off as Tim Burton.

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