Awkward thing: they’re both looking at Kim’s nude shots.
Scott: “In this one, Kort’s pretending to be dead. And this one. And this one. And…”
Douche and Douchier
Isn’t it impossible for this much douchiness to exist so close to each other?
It’s times like this when you wish an out of control bus filled with flammable materials would come into play.
It’s the Double Douche Twins enjoying a Double Douche bonding moment.
Now all they need is a Double Douche Bus
Double the Douchness, double the fun. Where’s Chris Brown when you need him?
Damn you Doc, stole my lines. They are truly the Double Douche Twins.
Joined at the hipster
OMG HIV LOL
“That’s weird, all of my angry birds are throwing themselves into walls, too. Must be some sort of self-play mode or something.”
Where’s New York traffic when you need it?
anyone else feel the impulse to slap both of them?
Looks like he learned some tips for hiding a big ass just like big sis.
Nope, no, he didn’t. I can still see Scott Dicksick.
It is so much fun SEXTING each other.
‘Hey, I am NOT using the hand I gave you a tugjob with!’
I just love this new ass only photoshopping app!.
Really? A jacket tied around the waist? Try to look like a bigger asshole.
“Holy Shit!!! Kanye just shit all over Kim’s ass!!!!”
“No you dumbass. She just hasn’t wiped yet.”
So two douche bags walk out of the store..
All these comments about their texting and such, has nobody noticed how fucking gay Rob looks with a jacket wrapped around his waist? Who the hell does that anymore aside from fat moms in Walmart?
I think there’s an “S”obscured on that door. It’s the newest Hollyhipster slang for gay O face.
He must be on his period, tying his jacket around his waist like that. Classic embarrassing period moment.
Rob texts: “Oh my God, did that dude in the black cap outside the boutique we were just in give you the fuck-off eyes, too?”
Scott texts back: “Yah. Fright-ning! Fuck his mother, I am so never stepping foot in that place again.”
What’s the life expectancy for people like them?
A prime example of DOUCHEOUS extremeum invading an otherwise livable habitat.
“Scott, did you get this text from Kim? Operation Golden Flow is a go? What does that even…ohhhhhhhh.”
My eyes strayed to the (photographic) left of his zipper. I can now, at least, begin to fathom why his long suffering wife remains married to him, piglet that he is. Douche or no douche – the boy is most definitely pack’in.
Not entirely out of the realm of possibilities. He does wear a rather large watch.
Drive by shootings always hit the three year old that was going to grow up to cure cancer. They never hit anything worth hitting.
WTF!!! Same haircut only mirror image.
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Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian in New York City. (April 24, 2012)