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  1. Great White Pygmy

    Ten bucks says I can bounce this of the wall into the trash can behind me.

  2. Bonky

    Now I want the “Zac Efron”, but don’t make it too poofy or they’re gonna start comparing me to him.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    In order to make Alec seem like Stephen Baldwin, they dyed his hair blonde and lowered his credit rating.

  4. EricLr

    Looks like Franz the hairdresser got an erection again.

  5. cc

    Did someone say Huffington Post?

  6. I don’t see a baby anywhere, but I swear he just had an orgasm – and the stylist just jizzed on his back.

  7. Jonas Grumby

    “Gimme one of dem $500 Octomom cuts.”

  8. “Trim just a little off the balls.”

  9. tlmck

    Alec could easily be replaced by the head on the shelf behind him.

  10. tlmck

    Alec could easily be replaced by the head on the shelf behind him.

  11. The Double Ducklips. They should have their own meme.

  12. “I’m going to save this used Kleenex as a memento of my…I mean our…mmmm…our…er…congress.”

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