superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    What this outfit really needs is an oxygen bottle on a trolley

  2. Schweddy Snatch

    Even the abandoned dog refuses to look at him.

  3. kravdan

    He’s preparing for his new role as Homeless Santa.

  4. I’d pay a few bucks to see an inventory of his purse.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Mm . . . lunch.”

  6. Anonymous

    Down and Out in Beverly Hills- the Reality Show

  7. He hasn’t been off the street since the last Crap We Missed.

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Some days are diamonds, but for Nick all days are dogs.

  9. dammit, I gave this guy a dollar today, and he’s richer than me!

  10. Juan Diablo

    the dumpster’s around the corner, but Andrew Dice Clay already got the cans out of it.

  11. Thought balloon from dog: “Oh God, please don’t look this way, I’m not giving that guy any change, please don’t look this way!”

  12. He really likes those pants.

  13. You know it’s spring when you see Nick Nolte trundling down the street, checking his chihuahua traps.

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