Her dealer/master is pulling on her leash.
Toto, I don’t think we’re at Coachella anymore.
“My mind! I think I saw my fucking mind laughing at me from over there!!”
More like salute to Old Hollywood careers, amirite?
She got slimmer, didn’t she?
tumbling down the hill in …. 3…2….1..
is she takin a piss under that sack dress right now?
Oh look, I think I just saw my relevance running that way…
Look at that fucking purse! I mean, come on! That’s just fucking ridiculous. Fuck me… it could put a goddamn steamer trunk to shame.
Damn!! That thing is ridiculous.
Finally figured out a way to hide the rolls of fat
They just spear Mischa in the leg now when she shows up at events she’s no longer famous enough for.
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Mischa Barton at 'A Salute to Old Hollywood' the launch of the Seventh Annual BritWeek Festival in Los Angeles. (April 23, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN