Mothers I’d Like to Fumigate
I’ve got a bad feeling she has labial talons.
Why does this bitch look so um…crabby?
Because you have working eyes.
She looks worse with each and every tweet.
Jesus, she looks like she has more testosterone than The Rock.
She looka likea man.
I feel like I need to go to the free clinic and get tested right now.
This is even pushing my envelope on the “skank” scale, and that’s saying something
Translation: “I’d still fuck her, but I wouldn’t be proud of it.”
Yeah, you’re probably right!
I feel bad for the tattoo artist, I hope he wore one of those hazmat suits.
Couldn’t she have shaved first?
I rarely say this, but put some clothes on bitch.
Jodie Marsh? Did she take that name from the smell wafting up from her proudest tattoo?
Poor cat :(
You lift me up on the wings of a penis.
Even duct tape can’t fix this
not even with a caveman’s dick.
I get the feeling it’s going to take more than one roll of duct tape to tuck that cock away.
Jesus Christ. I have drag friends that look like Victoria’s Secret angels compared to this moose.
Sadly, I don’t think she’s wearing any pants.
I really hope that skull has a jaw that goes aaaalllll the way down around her hooker-hole, just for effect.
“Ohhh, Jodie…you look so…so…mmmmm…sort of…ummm…Lemme get back to ya.”
The saddest thing is, you can almost see that if she didn’t fuck her body up, and was in that kind of shape, she’d be pretty hot. Instead she looks like a circus freak.
Present-day Raquel Welch probably looks better in a fur bikini than this.
…and she obviously thinks she is attractive.
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Jodie Marsh posted this pic to Twitter. (April 23, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN