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  1. “Padmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!”

  2. “Just a little change, please? I’m freezing, and I haven’t eaten in three days. I just need five dollars to buy a nice warm gerbi…MEAL. A nice warm MEAL. Hey! HEY! Come back!”

  3. I think I passed him at the train station this morning.

  4. After his encounter with Hamm, he sat there immobilized with pleasure, his mouth unable to close.

  5. Julia R.

    Is he waiting for the hamster to come out?

  6. pillsy

    I’m ready for my shot, Mr deMilo

  7. He lost his “Will tell you about Buddhism for food” sign.

  8. “I AM THE GERBIL KING!!”

  9. Voice of Reisling

    I can’t suspend my disbelief over that travel mug.

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