Did someone say STEAK?!
No they said ‘skinny dipping’.
No, you can’t see my tits! That was last week.
Still hot but looking a lot better in clothing than without. This is never good.
The noted philosopher Mr T called it over 20 years ago. “Ugly woman takes off her clothes, she starts to look better. Beautiful woman starts to take off her clothes, she looks worse”. Yeah, he really said that.
She’s just seen me.
Older + lots of kids and still looks better than any Kardashian.
“…cocaine is a hell of a drug”
“Did someone say chocolate penis?”
“Oh mein God, you’re right, my tits are amazing!”
Ah, Captain America, your body will make an excellent birthday present for Der Führer!
There’s 50 kinds of crazy behind those eyes.
so that’s what Rosemary’s Baby grew up into
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