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  1. Tiggles

    “Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-white people shouldn’t try this.”

  2. “Well blimey! I’ve got two turntables and a microphone. Brilliant!

  3. Tiggles

    Up next – twerking lessons for Prince William.

  4. Dude in the back: Wait till “Baby got back” starts playing….

  5. Game of Lawn Chairs

    - So, if I push this button the butler comes in?
    - No.
    - But if I push here I can command the Royal Marines?
    - No.
    - Oh, c’mon. I know if I push this all the orphanages in the country will explode!
    - *sigh* Yes, all the orphanages will explode…

  6. The beat spun back, and the song snapped again into its primal drum beat. Her body relaxed. She loved the feeling and thoughts the music drew forth. To have lived this long without knowing it shortened her breath, and for a moment, the sting of ignorance and captivity bit her heart. But today was here and limitless, as were all those that followed. The beat was hers to master, or perhaps it would master her. It didn’t matter. Once she slit the throat of the DJ with her queen’s blade for daring to touch the royal hand, she would take the music for her own.

  7. ….and so after you get tired of doing this and no one is looking, just reach under here and hit Shuffle.

  8. “So this is what William means by spinning?”

  9. “Yes, yes, I get all that, but explain to me how this lets you call yourself a musician.”

  10. ArtGirl

    I see Lil Kate, but where’s the ‘Fresh Prince with No Hair’?

  11. anonym

    Looks like he’s touching her hand and her ass.

  12. she has the most straight up and down body ever, boys even have more curves

  13. “I know I’m not very good at this.”
    “Hey, better than Paris Hilton.”

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