“No seriously dude, there’s no inside on this pocket…I’m totally juggling my balls!”
It’s sad when Dennis Quaid looks more do-able than Leonidas.
D: All I have is a $20, man. What can I get?
G: Well, it’s $50 for a tug and chug, but I suppose I could just give you a hando for $20.
“Dude, my ball hair and chin hair have the exact same texture! Seriously! Feel!
I guess in Scotland it’ a lot easier to masturbate in public, what with the kilts and all.
“It’s called the Double Dutch Rudder. It’s like jerking off together but not gay.”
Is that like the Double Dutch Bus?
Which one plays the dad?
What happened to GB :_(
Aren’t Neil Young and Eddie Vedder too old for Coachella?
dennis quaid is getting one serious case of “old man back”
Still looking for Randy, eh? Have you checked the latest direct-to-DVD National Lampoon movie?
You just know they are sharing past sexual conquest stories. And by me using the term ‘sexual conquest’, you probably know how many I’ve had.
Unless you count with himself.
Why does Dennis Quaid look like he has curvature of the spine! Scoliosis! Quasimodo! I love him though, hunch back and all. Gerard Butler look Russell Crowish. He’s a hunk. Everytime I see a pic of him I scream out “THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
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