“Pssh! I’ve sucked bigger cocks than that!”
That is the face of someone who was leaving El Rey after finding out his date, Mischa Barton, is not, in fact, a dude.
Way to rock that “Something About Mary” hairdo…
Ok, THAT made me laugh…
“Mischa, Gurlfriend? You actually went out in public wearing that? Hellz to the no?”
That look might get someone pregnant. Guys included.
“Bitches in MY car? It’s less likely than you think.”
I think he’s hot, always have. And yes I feel ashamed for it.
“So, the girls like Robert Pattinson now? I’ll give you Robert Pattinson…”
He looks like he tried for the “James Dean” look…but wound up with the “Jared Leto” instead. My money says that’s where his career is headed too.
so glad when i was as pretty as this dummy it wasn’t filmed
He and Ricky Martin must have coordinated their outfits before they left the house to head off to work in the morning.
Somewhere, Vanilla Ice’s hair is jealous.
He is getting kind of hunky in his old age!
Not pictured: The gentleman he’s stroking off in the driver’s seat.
He’s got the just been fucked look.
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