superficial

  1. I’m pretty sure that even tying it shut won’t keep Lindsay out.

  2. I didn’t think anyone could look more wasted than her and then I saw the guy in the background.

    • Fletch

      I was thinking he looked stoned out of his mind. But, then again, maybe he just realized who he is walking behind.

  3. BigJim

    Does she recruit her body guards from the Special Olympics wrestling team or something?

  4. Asian Slingblade sees what’s going on here.

  5. Charmless Man

    I… I think that dude is dead.

  6. Colin

    “My new plan to keep Lindsay away: NECROMANCY! Come Asian Zombie Slave!”

  7. She’s a leather-loving lesbian hipster. He’s a narcoleptic failed sumo gangster. Watch them redefine fashion together in Tongue and Tong.

  8. Debutante

    LOL at Equinox ! too funny.

  9. dontlooknow

    This is the smile of pain, because the tight lacing on the pants is crushing her grooneys.

  10. Ismoss

    Whoa, Macaulay Culkin’s looking bad.

  11. MrsWrong

    OMG…I never EVER thought I’d say this..BUT…it looks like it might ACTUALLY be a girl(and its smiling). You’re right, I think that IS a sign of impending doom!

  12. Cock Dr

    Extreme anti-camel toe precautions.

  13. she’s skinny but look at that elbow she musta threw on that lloyd

  14. Marley B.

    Just EEEEWWW!!! Is that a zombie behind her? She’d better do “The Double-Tap! She looks like she smells like, stale bourbon, tuna casserole and Cool Water by Davidoff.

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