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I’ve never seen the words “Calista Flockheart” and “grocery store” in the same sentence before.
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Grocery List
-3 tins of Coffee
-2 cartons of Cigarettes
-10 heads of iceberg lettuce
-1 apple (to ‘treat’ herself)
- 4 packs of Exlax
-2 bags of cotton balls to eat when she gets “hunger pangs”
This should keep Calista good for the next month or so
And a box of “Oops I Crapped My Pants” for her husband.
“Vroom, vroom! My race car goes fast! Vroom, vroom!”
I Want To Believe!
Not pictured: Any actual food.
Those bags should have plenty of fiber to fill up on. That could be a months supply.
Wow that puling one out of obscurity.
Her agent said this would get her noticed…She doesn’t like to leave the house cause she still sees the dancing baby…
Mrs. Harrison Ford
Why did she bring an extra bag? Were the bags her loose skin folds are creating not enough?
nice bones
Look who’s rockin’ the Tina Fey scar!
What’s in that bag, two Tic Tacs and a rice cake?
Calista Flockhart? Grocery store? This must be photoshopped.
The Precious!!!! is what she should be saying. Poor Harrison Ford!
somewhere, Guillermo del Toro is getting an erection
I can’t believe she’s still alive.
So the Sleestak’s have come out of hiding?
I had no idea Indiana Jones was sleeping with one those Crystal Skulls …