“Put that mother fucking makeup on my mother fucking face!”
Is there anything else you need, Mr. Fishburne?
Looks like she’s shaving him at the same time. That’s a helluva make up lady.
“I loved you in the Shawshank Redemption”
Say “Too Much Foundation Mr. Jackson?” again! Say it one more goddamn time. I dare you. I double dare you Mother Fucker!
He looks like a toad
‘There you go dear, now you don’t all look alike.’
This party’s over.
Just a moment Mr Jackson I just need to cover up these blahhhh…blemishes. That’s what I meant to say, blemishes, not blackheads. Did I say blackheadsdon’thurtme…
“Do you prefer Esquire or Kiwi Mr. Fishbourne ?”
“I’m sorry Mr. Jackson, but try as I may I can’t get your horns trimmed down any closer to your scalp.”
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