superficial

  1. Yeah, this looks about right.

  2. Tears for fear?

  3. That’s the reaction I used to get molesting very drunk freshmen girls when I was on a multitude of drugs, lol

  4. j/k

    He shouldn’t have approached her from the mole side.

  5. I know I keep using this line, but it’s just so appropriate for all the pics of him that show up on this site. so deal with it.

    “Tonight I’m fucking you.”

  6. cc

    Sometimes ‘randomly chosen member of the audience’ blows up in your face.

  7. JimBB

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else I call the cartel again.

  8. So it’s a picture of a date. Big deal.

  9. Swearin

    “I can be your hero, baby…”
    *sobs* “Okay, but only in the butt. And we spoon after.”

  10. “When the ransom is paid, I will set you free!”

  11. Vlad

    oh mi dios que huele a esperma!

  12. She reminds me of that chick on the bus that I’m not allowed within a hundred feet of now.

  13. “It hurts. Please take it out of my butt.”

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