Hulk Hogan at the WrestleMania 30 press conference in New York City. (April 1, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Well, I just learned a lot about Hulk Hogan’s sexual desires.
That said, the Mouth of the South is still alive? Awesome!
“How many years should your son be doing in prison?”
“How many times have you banged your friend’s wife?”
“How many surgeries has Brooke had?”
“How many injections did you average per day during your career?”
“How many people give a shit about you?”
We could go on all day.
“Let the Hulkster show you how he takes a woman home!”
I’m guessing that’s supposed to be 3 – 0 rather than 0 – 3. Dumbfuck.
Actually, the “0” is what he does for the dudes and the “3” is what he does for the ladies.
Fuck Hulk Hogan. It’s good to see Jimmy Hart though.
” If you can drop three fingers in the pink stink the girl will be yours by morning !”
Behind every great man is a dude with a pornstache.
“Hey Hulk, what’s your record so far with the ladies tonight?”
“That’s right brother, I can fit three dick in my asshole, brother!”
No wonder his arms are so fucking big. Just look at that gawd-awful watch he schleps around.
Obviously, Hulk suffers from “Fystlexia”.
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