Yikes. He was cast in that movie ironically, right?
His eyebrows are better mustaches than his mustache.
Carey Elwes’s love child
I see Steve Buscemi
Exactly what I was thinking.
“Hide yo’ kids. Hide yo’ wife and hide yo’ husbands cause they rapin’ errbody up in here.”
Truly CREEPY . & I mean that fucked up dye job.
Now I want a Peter Dinklage bobblehead…
The gay one who got kicked out of Dallas?
is that Dinklage’s cousin?
Didn’t this guy kill Dorothy Stratten?
Why is the TOP of his head,
twice the diameter as the BOTTOM of his head?
Zippy the Upside Down Pinhead
I kid you not, I have a friend who looks just like this guy, only goofier. He does not rape…that I know of.
Great, now I need to shower.
Rule #1: Shave the perv-stache!
*Starts re-bandaging her eyes.* Too soon. And now I also need a shrink.
John Waters giggled inside; he would never tell anyone about the time machine…
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Reid Ewing at the premiere of '10 Rules For Sleeping Around' in Los Angeles. (April 1, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN