WTF with those meth pipe burns on her back?
That’s where Tara Reid touched her.
Nah, just a Hep C flare-up.
Come to Germany! Our streetwalkers are nearly Hep C free!
Beer guts are so sexy.
(checks herp-o-meter) “Yup. Herpies.”
Still hot if you don’t look directly at her.
Her breasts and gunt are in line with each other.
Sooo… breast reduction, or record-breaking “muffin top”?
I can’t believe I have to hold my own face back!
So I wonder if that guy’s Disease Warning App is beeping right now?
She’s the only woman required by law to have a Biohazard sign stitched on to her panties.
I wonder if the answer to her bankruptcy problems is in Germany.
Good luck Pam….I think you need it now more than ever.
This sounds like a math question.
“Given that X is the going rate in Euros for a blowjob, and the exchange rate is 1 Euro = 1.31USD, and the average length of a German penis is 5.6″, how many miles of cock will Pam Anderson have to smoke to pay off her $525,000USD in back taxes?”
what a sexy look, the belly sticks out way farther than her tits! Pretty soon her cleavage is going to be around her belly button. EWW
Hepatitis C comes in Yellow?
Oh. So that’s how 45 year old women are dressing these days.
“It’s called a litmus dress. If it turns yellow, then…oh my god. It’s happening. Call the CDC. NOW!”
hit the gym girl (not every guy in the gym) and tighten it up a ton !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Gorbachev…quick! Put the wall back up!
All of you are assholes. ESP gran poobah, when/if you even make it to 45 ……pls.
That guy is texting someone: “I think I just caught Hep C”
Considering the fact that her boobs are like double D’s, that is one big muthafucking gut! Damn!
otherwise known as a sperm belly
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