Mutherfucker, I know you grinning over there cause you think I am dead!
There is a cadre of undertakers five paces behind them at all times.
It’s almost like Harry lost a bet: You have to sit court-side with me at a Lakers game, in a hobo outfit and drink your own pee…
Congrats. I almost choked and died from your comment. No more drinking while reading comments.
Almost peed my pants
By the looks of it, his kidneys are failing.
These guys used to be the life of the party.
They also used to be alive.
i aint ‘fraid of no ghosts
Death warmed over just got a wake up call.
I would nickname him “The Ferret”
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
You dated this today but the Laker game doesn’t start for another six hours.
But, yeah, that IS the exact same outfit he wore to The Avengers premiere last week.
Death comes for us all, though in Jack’s case it was just for his sweet Lakers tickets.
Harry Dean Stanton must have the nicest mansion of any homeless guy on the planet.
That is so fucked up that he has to hold Nicholson’s piss cup.
Harry Dean Stanton is taste-testing the new Geico policy . . .
It’s like watching time lapse photography of a vampire deteriorating after being exposed to sunlight!
Lakers Game with Bernie(s).
Remember when there was an edgy, driven guy inside Jack Nicholson trying to get out
Death rides a pale horse
and sits next to Nicholson at Laker games..
Only one is a “functioning” alcoholic.
What an awesome move by Jack.
Park someone next to your seat that looks like death…..you look pretty damned good in contrast.
That smug look is because he knows he’s only 100 million dollars away from homelessness.
Moff Tarkin really hit the skids after the loss of the death star.
“Twelve bucks just for a metamucil at a Lakers game? It’ll be the death of me, I tell ya.”
That’s a front row of crazy.
I know it must take all the willpower in the world for Jack to not reach over and see if Harry has a pulse.
This was found on the cutting room floor of The Bucket List. Sadly, it’s more entertaining to watch a rich white guy spoil a poor black guy. Enter Morgan Freeman.
Seriously…thank you. Laughed out loud for this one. As much as I love both of these guys, the photo is hysterical. May we all be out at a Lakers game, maybe drinking, at both their ages. Which are 70s and 80s. Not bad….
It looks like a before and after picture from a Ron Popiel dehydrator commercial. Make your own jerky at home!
It looks like Macgyver isn’t even going to try figure out a way to cheat death this time.
I wouldn’t let William Burroughs drink around me…
Cranberry juice, right? It’s good for the prostate!
‘Did you hear Dick Clark died?’ ‘Yea, but he was old as fu…….’
Only one of them knows what’s actually in the cup.
You’re my boy, Blue!
What a missed opportunity “Harry Dean Stanton Stabs and Kills Jack Nicholson at Lakers Game” would have been the greatest sports headline of ALL TIME.
That better be formaldehyde in that cup.
Seen here with his pet Homeless Person …
oh fer chrissakes Harry, wash your fucking hair.
Jack… get me another prune juice when the nice lady comes by
“Nope, it’s not cranberry juice. That’s eight guesses, you got two more. I can’t believe you are even drinking that. Go on, guess again.”
They’ve been sitting together and trading “my drink for your hot dog” since the 1983 season.
Guess if it rains at least Harry’s eyes will stay dry!
That’s an exeprt answer to an interesting question
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Jack Nicholson and Harry Dean Stanton at a Lakers game in Los Angeles. (April 18, 2012)