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  1. Crissy

    Mutherfucker, I know you grinning over there cause you think I am dead!

  2. It’s almost like Harry lost a bet: You have to sit court-side with me at a Lakers game, in a hobo outfit and drink your own pee…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    These guys used to be the life of the party.

    They also used to be alive.

  4. dooood

    i aint ‘fraid of no ghosts

  5. Death warmed over just got a wake up call.

  6. I would nickname him “The Ferret”

  7. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  8. You dated this today but the Laker game doesn’t start for another six hours.

    But, yeah, that IS the exact same outfit he wore to The Avengers premiere last week.

  9. rantatonne

    Death comes for us all, though in Jack’s case it was just for his sweet Lakers tickets.

  10. Harry Dean Stanton must have the nicest mansion of any homeless guy on the planet.

  11. That is so fucked up that he has to hold Nicholson’s piss cup.

  12. Harry Dean Stanton is taste-testing the new Geico policy . . .

  13. MarkM

    It’s like watching time lapse photography of a vampire deteriorating after being exposed to sunlight!

  14. har har har

    Lakers Game with Bernie(s).

  15. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Remember when there was an edgy, driven guy inside Jack Nicholson trying to get out

  16. neo_v

    Death rides a pale horse

    and sits next to Nicholson at Laker games..

  17. Only one is a “functioning” alcoholic.

  18. Cock Dr

    What an awesome move by Jack.
    Park someone next to your seat that looks like death…..you look pretty damned good in contrast.

  19. MRF

    That smug look is because he knows he’s only 100 million dollars away from homelessness.

  20. egg solo

    Moff Tarkin really hit the skids after the loss of the death star.

  21. The Brown Streak

    “Twelve bucks just for a metamucil at a Lakers game? It’ll be the death of me, I tell ya.”

  22. That’s a front row of crazy.

  23. El Jefe

    I know it must take all the willpower in the world for Jack to not reach over and see if Harry has a pulse.

  24. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    This was found on the cutting room floor of The Bucket List. Sadly, it’s more entertaining to watch a rich white guy spoil a poor black guy. Enter Morgan Freeman.

  25. Girl

    Seriously…thank you. Laughed out loud for this one. As much as I love both of these guys, the photo is hysterical. May we all be out at a Lakers game, maybe drinking, at both their ages. Which are 70s and 80s. Not bad….

  26. Mwaddams

    It looks like a before and after picture from a Ron Popiel dehydrator commercial. Make your own jerky at home!

  27. Pete Thornton

    It looks like Macgyver isn’t even going to try figure out a way to cheat death this time.

  28. Joaquin ingles

    I wouldn’t let William Burroughs drink around me…

  29. O'chunt

    Cranberry juice, right? It’s good for the prostate!

  30. dg

    ‘Did you hear Dick Clark died?’ ‘Yea, but he was old as fu…….’

  31. Kelly Brook's new stalker

    Only one of them knows what’s actually in the cup.

  32. You’re my boy, Blue!

  33. EricLr

    What a missed opportunity “Harry Dean Stanton Stabs and Kills Jack Nicholson at Lakers Game” would have been the greatest sports headline of ALL TIME.

  34. Sizzler

    That better be formaldehyde in that cup.

  35. Seen here with his pet Homeless Person …

  36. oh fer chrissakes Harry, wash your fucking hair.

  37. Jack… get me another prune juice when the nice lady comes by

  38. Bonky

    “Nope, it’s not cranberry juice. That’s eight guesses, you got two more. I can’t believe you are even drinking that. Go on, guess again.”

  39. They’ve been sitting together and trading “my drink for your hot dog” since the 1983 season.

  40. squishy

    Guess if it rains at least Harry’s eyes will stay dry!

  41. Alexander

    That’s an exeprt answer to an interesting question

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