1. dontkillthemessenger

    Let me guess… she’s Snow White.

  2. CK

    Junior Prom?

  3. She’s taking the pale vampire thing too far; get some friggen sun already.

  4. Dick Hell

    That SPF one trillion gets the job done.

  5. Frank Burns

    That thing on her head kinda looks photoshopped.

  6. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Looks like some kid got bored after colouring in the dress

  7. Edgar Winter had kids?

  8. Batman

    It must suck knowing your fourteen-year-old sister is way more attractive.

  9. catapostrophe

    Antony Hegarty.

  10. Quijibo

    It would appear she’s suffering from that Benjamin Button disease.

  11. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Am I high or does this look like she is wearing a halo with two angel wings behind her?

  12. Larry Dallas

    You’re not fucking 18 anymore. **checks** Oh.

  13. It’s a ghost kippah! Someone call Zak Bagans!

  14. Jon Hex

    Shmowzow!

  15. To the winch, wench!

  16. Contusion

    Powder? Is that you? Did you get an operation?

  17. Blindedbythelight

    Looks like she borrowed one of Coco’s dresses so she can look like she has some junk. Smart girl to fake it ;)

  18. Urall Fhags

    Her eyebrows look like my wife’s muff hair after the bitch hits them with my beard trimmers. Fucking disgusting.

  19. EricLr

    Sweety, Hollywood rule #1:

    Don’t listen to fashion advice from Zooey Deschanel.

  20. cc

    Looks like her halo lost its get up and go.

  21. Wow, I had to adjust the brightness on my computer. Her pale skin almost blinded me.

  22. She must be legal now cuz she doesn’t give me a boner.

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