Tori Spelling signing copies of 'celebraTORI' at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles. (April 17, 2012)
Why so serious?
Ok come on… You’re trying to tell me her husband saw that and said “Yeah, I wanna put another baby in there?”… I’d be surprised if she didn’t have a sperm collection kit by their nightstand…
2 things: (1) Some men are wired like women: a female partner with a shitton of money sends their sexuality through the roof. (2) You don’t know what she allows him to do to her, or who else she allows to become involved.
Not shown: Princess Leia in a gold bikini laying next to her.
My penis just ran out the door screaming.
FRENCH FRIES!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! gimme gimme gimme!
…you know those booths at the carnival or at six flags where you gotta shoot a water gun to inflate a balloon?
There are not enough bags to protect a man’s eyes from her.
Who in the hell buys her books?
I can smell her through my eyes.
Seriously though…has she been checked for Downs Syndrome? Those eyes are getting farther and farther apart.
Pretty soon, she’ll be able to see all around her like a squirrel. She’ll have no depth perception though.
Oh look, Tori’s yelling.
God! she’s horrible!!!
She was just shown the previous photo of Mark Wahlberg.
Goddamn. I say, godDAMN!
Reporter: “So Tori, why did you decide to write another book?”
Tori: “Because Daddy’s money just ran out! Waaaaaahhh!” *whines in Lucille Ball voice*
The first sign of the Boner Apocalypse.
Those lips are just disturbing.
I think her lips are probably her best feature (hair not far behind). She does have SOME redeeming features.
Her whole face is disturbing…
My God! I WANTED to leave a funny comment, but my brain just can’t seem to function anymore. The horror. The horror.
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