Why so serious?
Ok come on… You’re trying to tell me her husband saw that and said “Yeah, I wanna put another baby in there?”… I’d be surprised if she didn’t have a sperm collection kit by their nightstand…
2 things: (1) Some men are wired like women: a female partner with a shitton of money sends their sexuality through the roof. (2) You don’t know what she allows him to do to her, or who else she allows to become involved.
Not shown: Princess Leia in a gold bikini laying next to her.
My penis just ran out the door screaming.
FRENCH FRIES!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! gimme gimme gimme!
…you know those booths at the carnival or at six flags where you gotta shoot a water gun to inflate a balloon?
There are not enough bags to protect a man’s eyes from her.
Who in the hell buys her books?
I can smell her through my eyes.
Seriously though…has she been checked for Downs Syndrome? Those eyes are getting farther and farther apart.
Pretty soon, she’ll be able to see all around her like a squirrel. She’ll have no depth perception though.
Oh look, Tori’s yelling.
God! she’s horrible!!!
She was just shown the previous photo of Mark Wahlberg.
Goddamn. I say, godDAMN!
Reporter: “So Tori, why did you decide to write another book?”
Tori: “Because Daddy’s money just ran out! Waaaaaahhh!” *whines in Lucille Ball voice*
The first sign of the Boner Apocalypse.
Those lips are just disturbing.
I think her lips are probably her best feature (hair not far behind). She does have SOME redeeming features.
Her whole face is disturbing…
My God! I WANTED to leave a funny comment, but my brain just can’t seem to function anymore. The horror. The horror.
It’s TORI, not FRANKENTITS !!!!!!
One can only hope this photo was taken in the midst of her choking on her own disgustingness.
Divine is alive!!
Are you sure about that?
Divine was better looking.
This is why Dean McDermott tries not to say anything remotely funny around her, and NEVER tells jokes at the dinner table.
This is like one of those clown face holes at a miniature golf course.
I’m still laughing as I type this, Georgio!
I just screamed out loud.
Arguably the worst of Aaron Spelling’s productions.
Her next book will be called “MasturbaTORI Inhibitor”
Squirt the water cannon into her mouth, win a stuffed animal!
At least there is no crater chest.
Your right, not on her chest, it’s moved to the side of her nose! Who the hell is this plastic surgeon that did all this work on her? He outta be shot!
who is this tranny?
Ho ho ho…Toy — dook — thee a g— con thee bassa. Manchy kabook noonee Solo,makingsa lee ka bok bagthra… beeska chata wnow kong bantha poodoo. Ho ho ho ho.
Mindy from the Facts of Life looks remarkably the same after all those years.
Admiral Ackbar: the West Hollywood years.
Lay off, I’m starving!!
I wouldn’t trade faces with this chick for ALL the Spelling money… and I’m not that great looking.
I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
JESUS CHRIST. Is she stuck like that?
“… To get to the other side!!! WAAAAAAAAA-HAHA-HAHAHAHAHA”
Plastic Surgery 360: The condition of ending up with the face you started with after undergoing every possible cosmetic procedure.
Those Goonies have my jewels!
This picture caused me to abort John Hamm’s baby :(
Well, looks like I’ve got Hallowe’en all squared away early this year.
If I had a son he would look like Tori.
Someone left their Guy Fawkes mask on the heater, it seems.
You tryin’ to tell me that’s not a thumb puppet?
WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!
Yikes. She’s done everything wrong, and it looks purposeful. Needs to touch up roots, way too much lipstick in wrong color, ugly dress, and makeup that approaches spackling compound in how thick it is, too much junk on the eyes, chunky grandma jewelry. Good god, that’s just ugly all over.
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Tori Spelling signing copies of 'celebraTORI' at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles. (April 17, 2012)