And now everyone within a 2 block radius is pregnant.
It took him nearly 20 minutes to grow that beard.
I think I might be pregnant after looking at the picture.
The Tiger Woods of eye-fucking…
Gerald Butler looks totally different clean and sober.
“Who wants to see my face do an impression of a hairy vagina?”
You know why he’s at the “Can-Do” awards? Becuase he can do whoever the fuck he wants. There is literally noone on earth, man, woman, beast, or Lohan, that would turn him down, EVER,
You forgot the sluttiest most voracious beast of all: A Kardashian!
It’s like that one indian chick I banged who smelled horrible but she had an awesome smile.
Even Viggo Mortensen couldn’t carry off this hedgehog face growth.
His beard is made of slimjims. OH YEEAH!
The “Can-Do” awards? What, are there 10,000 different Awards now? He must feel very special.
Next will be the “Please Please Show Up at Our Event” Awards.
John Hamm: The ‘Daniel Day-Lewis’ phase.
Date her ? No, no way. Piss on her, maybe, because that’s what she likes, but date her ? No !
Wait, that’s not Jon Hamm, that’s Dick Whitman.
From the thumb I keep thinking its Judd Apatow.
I remember this toy! He must need a really big magnet to take that thing off at night.
I would make sweet, sweet love to every strand of that burly beard, after chugging his bath water. Won’t you love me, Mr. Hamm? I imagine his response looks exactly like that picture.
That beard makes Jonathan Towes sad.
Beards are for fat guys with no chin like me. Shave your beautiful face asshole.
He looks just as confused about that Ashanti photo as the rest of us.
That is one magnificent bastard.
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