superficial

  1. The Winchester

    And now everyone within a 2 block radius is pregnant.

    EVERYONE!!!!

  2. The Tiger Woods of eye-fucking…

  3. nick

    “Bitch, please!”

  4. Great White Pygmy

    Gerald Butler looks totally different clean and sober.

  5. “Who wants to see my face do an impression of a hairy vagina?”

  6. Jill

    You know why he’s at the “Can-Do” awards? Becuase he can do whoever the fuck he wants. There is literally noone on earth, man, woman, beast, or Lohan, that would turn him down, EVER,

  7. Dee Parted

    It’s like that one indian chick I banged who smelled horrible but she had an awesome smile.

  8. Cock Dr

    Even Viggo Mortensen couldn’t carry off this hedgehog face growth.

  9. Jill_Ess

    His beard is made of slimjims. OH YEEAH!

  10. Pat C.

    The “Can-Do” awards? What, are there 10,000 different Awards now? He must feel very special.

  11. Pat C.

    Next will be the “Please Please Show Up at Our Event” Awards.

  12. Johnny P!

    John Hamm: The ‘Daniel Day-Lewis’ phase.

  13. Bonky

    Date her ? No, no way. Piss on her, maybe, because that’s what she likes, but date her ? No !

  14. Wait, that’s not Jon Hamm, that’s Dick Whitman.

  15. mags

    I remember this toy! He must need a really big magnet to take that thing off at night.

  16. Wendy

    I would make sweet, sweet love to every strand of that burly beard, after chugging his bath water. Won’t you love me, Mr. Hamm? I imagine his response looks exactly like that picture.

  17. The Brown Streak

    That beard makes Jonathan Towes sad.

  18. ri

    Beards are for fat guys with no chin like me. Shave your beautiful face asshole.

  19. fartbucket

    He looks just as confused about that Ashanti photo as the rest of us.

  20. radlad

    That is one magnificent bastard.

  21. El Jefe

    Someone needs to make a meme out of this photo.

  22. Cookie

    Did he scoot there with his left foot?

  23. Contusion

    Seriously babe…I love Dennis Miller.

  24. tlmck

    Are they remaking Silverado?

  25. journalschism

    Zach Galifianakis ‘After’ photo.

  26. dg

    Uh oh…is that my agent setting me up with Jennifr Love Hewitt????

  27. Colostomy Bag

    His latest pussy eating session must’ve been with a woman harbouring a serious trimming & waxing phobia.

  28. Pewpsock

    “I said BACK OFF! Or January Jones is gonna jump out of my kick ass beard and swallow your soul!”

  29. Minaj

    Kim Kardashian …. Mayor????

  30. Sizzler

    Thats what happens when you marry a french girl… smh

  31. “Mahna Mahna”
    “doo DOO da doo da”

    copywrite TheMuppets
    http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Mahna_Mahna_(song)

  32. “The psychopatic mountain dweller’s expression quickly changed from Psychopatic Mountain Dweller to Whoa Why Are All Those Crazy Bitches Running Towards My Cabin.”

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