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  1. Those are the strangest fat rolls I’ve ever seen.

  2. That is wrong on so many levels I don’t know where to even start although the doc above pegged it.

  3. I see she got the Janet Jackson Right After Good Times Face special at the surgeon’s.

  4. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Don’t panic, the dress is more frightened of you

  5. Bonky

    Don’t we already have a LaToya Jackson ?

  6. Johnny P!

    Why do these fringe, barely-relevant chicks think that hair relaxers, extensions, dye-jobs in circus colors, wigs, barely covering-up-your-tits and/or crotch outfits that are wayyyy too tight, and 5-7-inch heels make them relevant?
    They’re fuckin’ talentless, autotuned time wasters.
    She’d probably be way more interesting belting out well-written songs in her own natural off-key voice, barefoot, with her natural ‘fro, wearing something loose (hello, 60′s!), than trying to be Rhianna-Lite or Janet Jackson cicra 15 years ago.

  7. I must have vaginas on the brain, because that is all I see when I look at her outfit.

  8. sheelly

    Hey Ashanti: Black isn’t a slimming color on you!

  9. FDrBn

    She’s gone all “Nicki Minaj” on us.

  10. Grand Poobah

    is the funky top pinned down to her mudflaps? Looks that way.

  11. nelle

    Woah. Ashanti? At first, I thought, dang, Janet’s looking good these days.

  12. Some people will go out of their way to hide camel toe – except, for, you know, not wearing skin-tight pants.

  13. Contusion

    Seriously…this is mislabeled. That’s LaToya Jackson. You need to fix the caption.

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Her tits are at odds over which coast to reside on.

  15. mrsmass

    i thought Ashanti left the scene circa 2001.

  16. Tiffany D

    Is she wearing slippers?

  17. Sizzler

    Truthfully, thats the best Lil Kims looked in a while.

  18. Whoa. Still pretty, but it looks like you put on some weight there.

  19. ksmack

    The “Fat Janet Jackson”-look is not working here.

  20. For the life of me, I cannot fathom the motivation behind the LaToya Gaga look.

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