1. Dick Hell

    Oh, NOW we feel secure. The umbilicus around his neck didn’t fall off until he was 13.

  2. Still waiting for Dancing With The Stars to call.

  3. Frank Burns

    “And the award for best hot chick molestation under guise of a pat-down goes to . . . The Transportation Safety Administration, for the airport security check fingerbanging of Bar Rafaeli!”

  4. joe

    The only question here is which of these is worth the least: DHS or Steven Baldwin?

  5. Swearin

    Wow, he sure does looks ready to get that John Dillinger fellow

  6. Jill_Ess

    He heard Showtime was going to be there. He really needs a job.

  7. Danimial

    Gotta love the sponsor. Nothin says security like a cold PBR

  8. Sponsored by Pabst? That would explain my TSA experiences.

  9. Bonky

    Stephen Baldwin as “His Character” in “Every Movie Stephen Baldwin Has Ever Been In”.

  10. MRF

    Douchbag Patrol. ID please.

  11. Jonesy

    I love the “Dumb is Intelligent” look. Love it.

  12. Stewie Griffin

    Complete douche chills. I feel safer know that Doyle Johnson is protecting us.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Secret Service bound…now where’s the hookers?

  14. Freet


  15. nelle

    The uglier, stupider Baldwin.

  16. cc

    Geez, I didn’t realize he’d foiled a terrorist plot.

  17. Bigalkie

    Times are tough. Steve Baldwin now wears Deon Sander’s hand me downs.

  18. Baldwin: Homeland Security lingo for reaching your zenith by basking in the glory of other people’s genius. “Jeb’s such a Baldwin. We were the ones who ran the investigation. He just showed up for the arrest.”

  19. As American as Tom Ridge, DHS, Stephen Baldwin, and an event sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Nasdaq.

  20. Nemo Noman

    This one is cheating – There is no possible caption that is more ridiculous than “Stephen Baldwin at the 2012 Tom Ridge Homeland Security awards”

  21. mbcl

    “I was hoping to get that award from ‘a christmas story’ “

  22. Veronica

    When’s Biodome 2 coming?

  23. EricLr

    Of all the Baldwins the Canadians killed, this was the one who just had to survive.

  24. The douche in cheif.

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