Oh, NOW we feel secure. The umbilicus around his neck didn’t fall off until he was 13.
Still waiting for Dancing With The Stars to call.
“And the award for best hot chick molestation under guise of a pat-down goes to . . . The Transportation Safety Administration, for the airport security check fingerbanging of Bar Rafaeli!”
The only question here is which of these is worth the least: DHS or Steven Baldwin?
Wow, he sure does looks ready to get that John Dillinger fellow
He heard Showtime was going to be there. He really needs a job.
Gotta love the sponsor. Nothin says security like a cold PBR
Sponsored by Pabst? That would explain my TSA experiences.
Stephen Baldwin as “His Character” in “Every Movie Stephen Baldwin Has Ever Been In”.
Douchbag Patrol. ID please.
I love the “Dumb is Intelligent” look. Love it.
Complete douche chills. I feel safer know that Doyle Johnson is protecting us.
Secret Service bound…now where’s the hookers?
The uglier, stupider Baldwin.
“The ugliest, stupidest Baldwin.”
There, fixed it for you.
Geez, I didn’t realize he’d foiled a terrorist plot.
Times are tough. Steve Baldwin now wears Deon Sander’s hand me downs.
Baldwin: Homeland Security lingo for reaching your zenith by basking in the glory of other people’s genius. “Jeb’s such a Baldwin. We were the ones who ran the investigation. He just showed up for the arrest.”
As American as Tom Ridge, DHS, Stephen Baldwin, and an event sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Nasdaq.
This one is cheating – There is no possible caption that is more ridiculous than “Stephen Baldwin at the 2012 Tom Ridge Homeland Security awards”
“I was hoping to get that award from ‘a christmas story’ “
When’s Biodome 2 coming?
Of all the Baldwins the Canadians killed, this was the one who just had to survive.
The douche in cheif.
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Stephen Baldwin at the 2012 Tom Ridge Homeland Security awards in New York City. (April 17, 2012)