Anybody else think that kid’s gonna slide out like a water amusement park slide?

Her chin doesn’t seem to be as sharp when she’s pregnant.

That’s not a baby bump, she’s just internalizing all her hate for the paparazzi.

Mr Dinklage? We’re almost to the car. Can Y’all relax the grip on my uterus?

In that dress she looks like a beached manatee

What’s the tensile strength of jersey?

If you look really close, you can see the baby’s chin poking out.

she should stop spooning

some women get beautiful during pregnancy and others turn totally fugly,, RW is the later for sure.

You can’t call yourself pregnant just because you have a dead armadillo under your clothes.

Wonder what her pregnant ass had to show to get dem beads

A rare file photo of Jessica Simpson in her larval stage.

So how man months will her child be born before Jessica Simpson’s finally walks out.

Is Hilary Duff pregnant AGAIN?

That’s what she’s gonna look like at a post-menopausal 50.

The fetus has already made two shitty romantic comedies.