Richard Gere at the 19th Annual City Harvest An Evening Of Practical Magic in New York City. (April 16, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“…or am I a butterfly dreaming I’m a cock jockey?”
Slyly sniffing his butt beads.
One bead for each hamster.
Tough to get gerbil fur out of your mouth…
“Whaddya mean ‘how’s Hilary and Chelsea’?”
“Lemme just get a whiff of these here anal beads. Ahhhhh…”
“Did Travolta leave a little on my face?”
Too easy. Next, please…
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