1. Yes, thanks officer. I need to report a theft. Yeah, my hair. Someone stole my hair.

  2. huh?

    wow…now that’s one hell of a fart

  3. PJ Bandit

    Hey, Michael! Did Pacino snap his fingers when he said “It keeps me sharp. On the edge.” … Don’t remember? That’s OK. I can sell the part without it.

  4. Bottom half of one suit, top half of another. Bottom half of one hairdo, top half of…never mind.

  5. Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
    Please leave a message at the beep.
    I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
    Where could I be?
    Believe it or not, I’m not home

  6. Jentilly

    Holy crap he’s bald?!

  7. Captain Jerk

    Where’s the hat?

  8. Jenn

    Wasn’t he just with hair, or did I imagine it?

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