superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    He thinks he’s so cool but up around the corner there’s Jonah Hill on a fat people wheelchair

  2. Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Getting dumped by Michelle Williams causes men to do hazardous activities like riding a douchebike or hanging out with the Olsen twins.

  4. ScotlandThe Brave

    Still without shoe laces.

  5. He calls that hot ride his “Pussy Cycle.” Nobody else calls it that.

  6. Joe Blow

    “Never underestimate the power of the handy!”

  7. The shitty guy in the background is like “touche other shitty guy, touche.”

  8. Buddy The Elf

    “I knew I shouldnt have used Bing, the Betty Ford clinic is supposed to be right here somewhere…”

  9. The remake of Easy Rider is going to be extremely pussyfied I see.

  10. Rev Leroy

    Even Chuck Norris would look like douchefied on a scooter

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