He thinks he’s so cool but up around the corner there’s Jonah Hill on a fat people wheelchair
They’re about to dual.
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
Getting dumped by Michelle Williams causes men to do hazardous activities like riding a douchebike or hanging out with the Olsen twins.
I’m willing to make that sacrifice if I get t fuck Michelle Williams.
Still without shoe laces.
Why would he bother? He doesn’t know how to tie them.
He calls that hot ride his “Pussy Cycle.” Nobody else calls it that.
“Never underestimate the power of the handy!”
What a pussy.
The shitty guy in the background is like “touche other shitty guy, touche.”
“I knew I shouldnt have used Bing, the Betty Ford clinic is supposed to be right here somewhere…”
The remake of Easy Rider is going to be extremely pussyfied I see.
Even Chuck Norris would look like douchefied on a scooter
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Jason Segel in West Hollywood. (April 16, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN