1. alex

    Is that Mr. Spock reaching in from off-screen to give her the Vulcan mind meld? Because if not, those are some nasty ass claws she’s got going there.

  2. ScotlandThe Brave

    Photo Boy really hates us. No other explanation.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Very clever to make a salt-lick into a ring. Very clever indeed.

  4. Brooke Shields: “You’ve got something on your forehead … here, let me.”

  5. Mental note to self…If I ever have a child, make sure he grows up to become a plastic surgeon specializing in hands!

  6. Cletus

    Why the long face?

  7. tlmck

    She seriously needs to get that hoof looked at.

  8. Liberace’s hand came back from the dead to photobomb her picture.

  9. not sure what is worse, the hands or face

  10. I bet that is a cold cold touch.

  11. Buddy The Elf

    I’m not even gonna comment, enjoying all yours too much already.
    Some great ones – I’m cracking up.

  12. Keli

    How does she walk the carpet without her blinders?

  13. Wilbur Post

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
    He’s always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mr. Ed.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this.

    I am Mister Ed.

  14. Maybe she should have some of botox removed from her forehead and cheeks, and put it in her hands… Jeeze.

  15. NineInchNailed

    Her eye colour is the only not gut-wretchingly-horrifying thing in this photo. Seriously, ugh… I mean, if you have such a severe case of foot face and man hands at least get some sort of manicure…AT LEAST TRY to look decent.

  16. Clark Kent

    Nice herp on the lip

  17. “Sarah! SARAH!! Don’t be alarmed, but a zombie is trying to grab your hair. SARAHHHHH!!!”

  18. catapostrophe

    Easy on the eye makeup, Michael Bolton!

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