“Jesse, there’s a jar of peanut butter in the glove box…”
enough chin there to make a leno squeal.
Judging by the smile on her face, I’d say Jesse just gave her the “Rupert Sanders” special.
Quickly, someone call the President. It is imperative that he know aliens are abducting our celelbrities and replacing them with shapeshifting doppelgangers. Follish aliens, too late will they realize that the clink in their master plan to conquer the Earth is that the real Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart would never smile.
Which one is which?
Jesse Eisenberg went full emo.
Fuck I wish they would stop giving her jobs.
Cue the munchkin music..”were off to see the wizard…the wonderful wizard of Oz”. Sorry, that’s all I got. This picture is fucked.
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
Not really her preference for “a lot of head”.
“Hey Kristen, did you hear that I’m a director now?”
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Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart on the set of 'American Ultra' in New Orleans. (April 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN