superficial

  1. “Jesse, there’s a jar of peanut butter in the glove box…”

  2. enough chin there to make a leno squeal.

  3. Judging by the smile on her face, I’d say Jesse just gave her the “Rupert Sanders” special.

  4. Quickly, someone call the President. It is imperative that he know aliens are abducting our celelbrities and replacing them with shapeshifting doppelgangers. Follish aliens, too late will they realize that the clink in their master plan to conquer the Earth is that the real Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart would never smile.

  5. Spleen

    Which one is which?

  6. Mike

    Jesse Eisenberg went full emo.

  7. I wear women's shoes

    Fuck I wish they would stop giving her jobs.

  8. waynemoores

    Cue the munchkin music..”were off to see the wizard…the wonderful wizard of Oz”. Sorry, that’s all I got. This picture is fucked.

  9. 1. Cardio
    2. The Double Tap
    3. Beware of Bathrooms
    4. Wear Seat Belts
    5. No Attachments

  10. Beekozof Thelikken Ucee

    Not really her preference for “a lot of head”.

  11. Frank Burns

    “Hey Kristen, did you hear that I’m a director now?”

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