She kinda reminds of a carp I’d probably bang.
Warm & wriggling R all Beefy requires.
Carp are cold blooded. So mostly just wriggling.
Still more requirements than Zaloog.
Hey. I have standards too.
I’m not sure ‘Not Rihanna’ counts as standards.
No Kardashians either.
Crap I’d bang at the local dive bar that plays her father’s music on a permanent loop.
Oh good, more narcissism… just what the world needs.
A 25yr old face on a 50yr old neck, wait….
Definitely had work done. Looks good so far.
Good is a relative term.
Honey, if you only knew what the Crips would really do to you.
“If I just snip here and here, I will look more like Mom instead of Dad…”
She didn’t get her Mom’s tits. Are those from Billy’s side of the family?
On the plus side, she came out way better looking than Bruce Willis’s daughters. That has to count for something.
in all fairness, they do have nice tits.
she looks like Farrah Abraham with those bug-eyes
Those are Billy Joel eyes, be careful what you say next….
I thought I read somewhere that she was in the hospital.
Probably shouldn’t be accentuating the googly eyes.
I liked her better before the surgeries.
Selfie Campaigns are probably a necessary thing, what with the appalling dearth of selfies ravaging the globe right now.
Next, I propose a Fap Awareness Day.
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Alexa Ray Joel launching The #PromGirlUp Selfie Campaign in New York City. (April 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN