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  1. “How can you be Aboriginal if you aren’t even black?”

  2. kate

    She got less ass than most!

  3. “And so when you’re sacrificed, your life-force will be transferred into our bodies, giving us the energy, longevity, and vigor needed to be a royal. It’s all quite simple, really.”

  4. Game of Lawn Chairs

    Orgy… Or-gyyyy!… Doesn’t anybody speak english here?!

  5. stinkfinger

    Madeline Kahn in her best song voice, “yes, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, YES!”

  6. Did they hire the same people to cast this group that did the castings for Arabs and Native Americans for movies back in the day that had white people playing those parts? Where real Aborigines to available that day?

    • gumbypokey

      As far as I’m aware, descendants of Aboriginals, if birthed from a white parent, tend to lose the phenotypic characteristics associated with Aboriginals, with each generation. It is very possible that these people all had a full-blooded Aboriginal parent or grandparent… probably the latter. It’s not uncommon to encounter people who look otherwise European but turn out to have significant Aboriginal ancestry.

      OR these could be students of Aboriginal Studies or something, which I think is a bit absurd.

    • Roundhouse Kick

      Goddamn, you Americans are totally ignorant about everything that isn’t going on in your own dumb back yard…

  7. Aboriginal white people….hahahaha

  8. Nice Kili siting in the crowd.

  9. You do know this isn’t how one normally applies toothpaste .

  10. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Photo mislabeled; It should read:

    Kate Middleton meeting ANTI-aboriginal performance group called “Coo Clux Clan”

  11. donkeylicks

    “So you dress like that on purpose?”

  12. amirite

    Like them, she’s missing the outback.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    There was an uncomfortable moment when the future Queen said, “You motherfuckers look ridiculous.”

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Figures. The only Abbos the Aussie elite would let near the Royals are ones who don’t even look like Abbos. Guess the really black bastards aren’t kosher under any formal circumstances.

  15. Bingo Bong

    So wait. Now that I’m Duchess, I own…ALL of you?

  16. MyEyesAreUpHere

    It’s nice how they arranged them by height from tallest to shortest for her. The last guy on the end isn’t too amused though.

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