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  1. Haha what a little tiny man!

  2. I guarantee two things here: One, that lawbook contains a hollowed-out section containing a mickey of gin and a rabbit’s foot and two, this man is definitely being paid in blowjobs.

  3. Legal representation is like life. You get what you don’t pay for.

  4. lol Ratso’s back.
    guy must be the family lawyer. $$$$!
    we’re standin here!
    we’re standin here!

  5. They both stood in silence. Mark stared at the door in disbelief, hoping something, anything would interrupt the trial. Dina looked off into the distance, shocked that Mark had found the pills hidden in her rabbit’s foot so quickly. At least he hadn’t found that flask of everclear in her vagina. That was safe, for now. Yet in the end, he would find that, too, once the trial was over and it was time to pay up.

  6. Every famewhore comes with their own tiny lawyer.

  7. You know this guy struts into the courtroom like he’s a fuckin’ BeeGee.

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    The problem with having a short lawyer is that it is harder to suck his cock when it comes time to pay his fee.

  9. Capn Obvious

    All set for her DUI hearing in 5 inch platform heels.

    This cunt lives in a fantasy land where her looks get her whatever she wants. If she only knew the gag reflex she triggers…even at a glance.

  10. Game of Lawn Chairs

    The new action drama series from Fox: Bible Salesman and the Cunt.

  11. Not only are Orcs slimy and disgusting creatures, they can become lawyers and represent them too.

  12. A Louis Vuitton briefcase and a rabbit’s foot? If I were the judge I would tack on extra years just for that fuckery.

  13. stacy

    are those her conservative shoes?

  14. littletongue

    Dumb and Dumber, part 2.

  15. popwilleatitself

    Sobriety does not suit her.

  16. anonymous

    That guy must shop at one of those $99 for 3 whole suit outlets. He didn’t even bother tailoring his to fit.

  17. malaka

    he used to be a cave man and now he’s a lawyer.

  18. Don Draper's Dad

    He’s very good.

  19. this guy’s a real class act. just like her. a law book with post its for a 1st DUI offense. mother fucker please.

  20. MZ MIZRY

    the judge just told dina she’s not getting off easy.
    she’s no lindsay lohan.

  21. “That’s right…I’m a lawyer now you filthy Hobbitses!”

  22. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Wait! I saw this in a Common Core Math book. They use visual images rather than ‘word problems’. I’ll have to ‘paraphrase’ this one.

    “A hooker, a pimp and a midget walk into a courthhouse. Who ends up getting fucked?”

  23. White Oprah Chocolate

    A coach bag and a bag’s coach.

  24. Yes, that’s a face I would trust to legally represent me.

  25. Like daughter, like mother. Uh wait a minute…

  26. dontkillthemessenger

    That’s what happens when you get your lawyer from the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

  27. tlmck

    I thought it was Kate and one of her eight.

  28. “…and lastly on Access Hollywood tonight, we have some sad news to report. One of Hollywood’s most enduring couples have apparently called it quits. It looks like the statuesque Zuul, The Gatekeeper of Gozer, aka “The Minion of Gozer” and the original bad boy of keymasters himself, Vinz Clortho, have agreed to part ways. Rumors of Zuul’s infidelity surfaced when tabloids photographed her and another famous keymaster, Lloyd Dobler, frolicking in the surf of St Martin just this past November. When reached for comment, Vinz Clortho replied simply that: “her dead behind eyes, nothing in common now. separation amicable, I keep terror dogs.”
    I’m Billy Bush signing off, good night.”

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