Domo arigato Mr. Ro-butt-o
damn you beat me to it.
That one was a lob ball.
How many of thus thought of this? This ho and her ass gon end up causin’ some critical mass 9th Revelation shit.
100% expected, 100% funny.
Kim is ready for a workout. I would definitely have her sweating, panting, and moaning when I bend her over just a little bit more and grab that pony tail and pound that nice fat ass from the back.
^ Pretty sure this guy is a virgin
The problem with hitting Kim from behind is that you have to have a 20″ pecker to get close. I mean, she’s got what, 50″ hips? Hell, forget anal with this girl. You’d have to set up a base camp halfway down the crevasse and go in the next day.
Not to mention the special equipment required, oxygen tanks, ropes, crampons, picks, mining equipment, industrial grade explosives, a team of Turkish midgets and the entire cast from Deadliest Catch.
..not to mention a couple of gallons of African American piss.
@ s’up bitches: You win 100 interwebs.
(Business executive to another suit on set of photo shoot)
“So we’re using Kim Khardashian to market our new “Shape Ups” sneakers.”
these shoes do what now?
Sketcher’s Shape-Ups and that ass? theres a gem in there somewhere.
Holy fuck! Where are her legs? Is this a slink-back deal like a magic sword or sth?
“….in other news, the USGS has established a link with the aftershocks in Japan to Kim K’s recent photoshoot in which she lunged forward several times…..more at 11″
Introducing Sketchers newest line of athletic shoes, “Butt-n-juggs”
Ah yes, the obligatory “Crap We Missed” Kardashian photo. At least it is posted in the appropriate location under, “Crap”.It’s just too bad we didn’t miss it!
Gravity – 1, Kim K. – 0
She looks like a she’s smuggling a barrel of whiskey in her pants.
Because seeing this useless lardass wear Sketchers is going to make me wanna go out and buy them.
Exactly. If wearing these shoes means I’ll get a body like hers, I’ll stick with wearing my regular tennis shoes and actually doing work outs. Seeing her promote/wear them definitely doesn’t make me want to buy them.
She’s doing that new dance “The Fat Ass Robot”
Is this really Sketchers promoting their product? If this is how you’re supposed to walk in them…well, fuckit. Sitting on the couch is looking pretty good.
See, I was gonna go with “Robohog”, but I think your “Fat Ass Robot” is just a bit more appropriate.
In this position the weight of her ass completely balances the weight of her tits and stops her from falling tits-over-ass.
remarkably enough, much like an iceberg, we are likely only seeing 20% of her ass here.
You’d brace yourself too if with every step you took the earth quaked.
In true Kin K. fashion sex tape first…. almost legit way to get famous second to keep her in the spotlight.
Shape-Ups – for that pear-shaped figure you always wanted.
Left hand: Grab Shaft 1-2-3
Right hand: Cup Balls 4-5-6.
Mouth: Tease head 7-8-9.
Chest: …OH SHIT! BALANCE!!!
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