1. Deacon Jones

    (holds up three fingers)


  2. Franksinatrastein

    Excuse me, but if the picture doesn’t show her tits why are we bothering? It’s Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s old. If she ain’t nekked, we don’t care…

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Picture proof that Gwyneth Paltrow could have easily deep throated Big John “Johnny Wad” Holmes!

  4. Jovy

    My fear of horses has resurfaced.

  5. whiskeyafternoon

    it’s as though she just ate a popsicle and is checking to see if her tongue is blue

  6. Legolas always was the excitable one.

    • To Saturday I say! To Saturday!

    • With his keen eyesight, sensitive hearing, and excellent bowmanship, Gwyneth…ahem…. Legolas….was a valuable resource to the other eight members of the Fellowship. His age is never stated by Tolkien but is estimated by some to be between 500 and 3,000 years old….

      excerpt from LOTR wiki….

  7. LJ


  8. Ponkur

    Don’t touch the babies or the mother will reject them.
    Oh shit, here she comes!! RUUUUUNNN

  9. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “My mother told me if I make this face for long enough, I’ll actually TURN INTO Falcor!”

  10. macmac

    If she was a scientologist this would make sense.

  11. Look, it’s new Bukkake Barbie!

  12. gaudi

    How much longer is this boring haircut going to be in fashion?

  13. Se7en had a happy ending.

  14. The pap she ate managed a posthumous shot of her just about to unhinge her jaw.

  15. noooooooo

    Another proud smilex patient. If you’ve gotta go, go with a smile.

  16. c-h

    why is Michael Stipe sniffing her hair?

  17. lili

    If you ever wondered what Peter Pan and Gollum’s lovechild would look like, today is your lucky day.

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