(holds up three fingers)
Excuse me, but if the picture doesn’t show her tits why are we bothering? It’s Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s old. If she ain’t nekked, we don’t care…
Picture proof that Gwyneth Paltrow could have easily deep throated Big John “Johnny Wad” Holmes!
My fear of horses has resurfaced.
it’s as though she just ate a popsicle and is checking to see if her tongue is blue
Legolas always was the excitable one.
To Saturday I say! To Saturday!
With his keen eyesight, sensitive hearing, and excellent bowmanship, Gwyneth…ahem…. Legolas….was a valuable resource to the other eight members of the Fellowship. His age is never stated by Tolkien but is estimated by some to be between 500 and 3,000 years old….
excerpt from LOTR wiki….
Don’t touch the babies or the mother will reject them.
Oh shit, here she comes!! RUUUUUNNN
“My mother told me if I make this face for long enough, I’ll actually TURN INTO Falcor!”
If she was a scientologist this would make sense.
Look, it’s new Bukkake Barbie!
How much longer is this boring haircut going to be in fashion?
Se7en had a happy ending.
The pap she ate managed a posthumous shot of her just about to unhinge her jaw.
Another proud smilex patient. If you’ve gotta go, go with a smile.
why is Michael Stipe sniffing her hair?
If you ever wondered what Peter Pan and Gollum’s lovechild would look like, today is your lucky day.
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