superficial

  1. Franksinatrastein

    Is this the Superficial website, or did I stumble into Madame Tussaud’s wax museum of really old people? Yikes. What could this photo do other than cause such sudden and massive shrinkage that I believe a black hole was just born in my loins…

  2. dramkit

    Thank fuck there’s no audio on this site.

  3. Cock Dr

    Something seems to have gone horribly wrong with at least one of her veneers.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Yes,Yes it did! The one that covers her from the top of her head to the tip of her toes came loose!

    • UnholyKrep

      Due to the precipitous downturn in her career, Drescher is now using candy corn in her dental work to cut costs.

  4. The Laughing G-D

    I remember back to the Nanny, when I wanted her to duffer my hog… Sun rise, sunset.

  5. The Critical Crassness

    Fuck! How can you write anything funnier than a picture of Fran Drescher? You just can’t! Damn you,Fish!

  6. Senor Trout

    This book tour is really taking its toll on Ashley Judd.

  7. alex

    I dont know many 53 year olds that look that good….

  8. Promotional still from ‘Real Housewives of Hades’.

  9. “Ah-gagagagagagaga!”

  10. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    She’s half a second away from a smaller, slimier Fran Drescher shooting out of her mouth.

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Impossible.
    You can hear that fucking shrill of a voice in photograph.

    Damn you Fish – what technology are you using?

  12. jezziebelle

    Is this an awards show for B grade celebrities that didn’t O.D. Congratulations you’re still alive. Unfortunately.

  13. cc

    ‘Can you believe this is my husband’s cock ring?’

  14. dontlooknow

    God, I can feel her voice rip through me and this is just a photo!

  15. Jenny with a Y

    How cute! She’s trying to mime how her voice sounds.

  16. Heh, I’m afraid I’d still hump her nanny fanny.

  17. kalisynth

    she kinda looks like one of those creepers from Minecraft.

  18. eyeee

    wtf are these “shine on” awards? these pictures keep getting more and more d-list.

  19. sexyman48

    Hey Fran your daughter’s song Friday really sucks.

  20. fran drescher is looking good!

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