superficial

  1. Ponkur

    I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?

  2. Jacqueline Hyde

    Gweneth is sure dressing down these days.

  3. Garrett

    The Nightmare Before Syphilis

  4. Bi-Winning, Duh!

    Wow, promoting her shit at Best Buy – so anti establishment, so edgy.

  5. Ismoss

    “Sméagol wants its precious”

  6. icemltr

    Why so serious?

  7. noooooooo

    She titled it light me up because someone would have to be smoking rocks to buy that shit.

  8. sick

    Nice meth grill!

  9. plb

    Dear god, she looks terrifying. If I were a small child, I’d be crying right now.

  10. katie

    I kind of imagine her making the chewbacca noise when looking at this picture.

  11. Beatnik

    Because promoting shit at Radio Shack is too mainstream.

  12. The Laughing G-D

    I swear I just passed a homeless woman who looked like this, or maybe… no.

  13. btreese

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice !!!!

  14. The Critical Crassness

    She has that “raccoon caught in the headlights”look!
    Oh, wait! That’s just her idea of makeup making her look that way !

  15. jamiejames

    “guh! i’m wearing lindsay lohan’s hair IRONICALLY. it’s called sarcasm, DAD. also i smoke cigarettes.”
    whenever i see pictures of her i always imagine her explaining herself to a sweet, chuckling father figure who thinks she should be allowed to make her own mistakes. that’s probably the story here.

  16. Jill Ess

    She looks better in the night time.

  17. whiskeyafternoon

    wow, she looks 50 here. since when is it rad to look washed up and aged?

  18. Wow. I am surprised someone didn’t boot that face… No sudden moves you mole lipped raccoon!!

  19. Ranger Rick

    Stand back, kids. This raccoon looks like it might have rabies!

  20. Homer Simpson’s makeup gun has found its first customer.

  21. Why don’t you light up on the mascara? We already know who the Coon is…

  22. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Really?!?! I’m finally slutty enough for you to notice me?”

  23. The Most Interesting

    “OMG you noticed! There *is* an underage girl under all this!”

  24. Turd Ferguson

    Shit Marilyn Manson is touring again?

  25. Gomez Adams

    Uncle Fester looks very happy!!

  26. oldfool

    “I’d rather fight than switch.”

  27. jezziebelle

    It probably took 3 hours to look this “good”

  28. UnholyKrep

    It’s just a jump….to the right…

  29. Kaitlin

    No wonder she usually smiles with her lips closed. Yowza.

  30. First Natalie Portman gives up veganism, now Taylor Momsen is smiling. What’s next… Kim Kardashian swearing off of golden showers?

  31. Double D

    Timon, the meerkat from Lion King, got a sex change! Hakuna Matata!

  32. cc

    Did you say ‘line of coke’?

  33. Jenny with a Y

    Now when did Kirsten Dunst go goth?

  34. Colin

    Meet Auntie Fester, wife of Uncle Fester from the Addam’s Family.

  35. Jon Hex

    That raccoon is not impressed.

  36. SuperT

    Lipstick on teeth-check
    Creepy death lip mole- check
    Ridiculous eye make up-check
    Clearly, her parents are winning

  37. Pimptastic

    Id still do her even with the raccoon eyes and bubba teeth !!!!

  38. kalisynth

    quick, someone inform mister Hensen one of his muppets got away!

  39. Elle

    Madonna looks really young here.

  40. eyeee

    the queen of mallternative rock.

  41. “Thanks for buying my cd. You want me to sign it to ‘My Biggest Fan, Suzy? Okay, here you go. Yeah, I think Joe Jonas is hot, too, and so hardcore. Oh wait…I want to fuck one of Satan’s pitbulls in your bathroom. Yeah, thanks again, have a nice day.”

  42. CrunchyCheeseTwists

    The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it…

  43. Dutch

    “Give us a kiss!”

  44. Steelerchick

    Bride of Chucky!!!

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