Taylor Momsen promoting Light Me Up at Best Buy Union Square in New York City. (April 12, 2011)
I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?
Gweneth is sure dressing down these days.
Also, is hotter.
The Nightmare Before Syphilis
Wow, promoting her shit at Best Buy – so anti establishment, so edgy.
“Sméagol wants its precious”
Why so serious?
She titled it light me up because someone would have to be smoking rocks to buy that shit.
Nice meth grill!
Dear god, she looks terrifying. If I were a small child, I’d be crying right now.
I kind of imagine her making the chewbacca noise when looking at this picture.
Because promoting shit at Radio Shack is too mainstream.
I swear I just passed a homeless woman who looked like this, or maybe… no.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice !!!!
She has that “raccoon caught in the headlights”look!
Oh, wait! That’s just her idea of makeup making her look that way !
“guh! i’m wearing lindsay lohan’s hair IRONICALLY. it’s called sarcasm, DAD. also i smoke cigarettes.”
whenever i see pictures of her i always imagine her explaining herself to a sweet, chuckling father figure who thinks she should be allowed to make her own mistakes. that’s probably the story here.
She looks better in the night time.
wow, she looks 50 here. since when is it rad to look washed up and aged?
since Lindsay started the trend
Wow. I am surprised someone didn’t boot that face… No sudden moves you mole lipped raccoon!!
Stand back, kids. This raccoon looks like it might have rabies!
Homer Simpson’s makeup gun has found its first customer.
Why don’t you light up on the mascara? We already know who the Coon is…
“Really?!?! I’m finally slutty enough for you to notice me?”
“OMG you noticed! There *is* an underage girl under all this!”
Shit Marilyn Manson is touring again?
Uncle Fester looks very happy!!
ha ha!! Good One
“I’d rather fight than switch.”
It probably took 3 hours to look this “good”
It’s just a jump….to the right…
No wonder she usually smiles with her lips closed. Yowza.
First Natalie Portman gives up veganism, now Taylor Momsen is smiling. What’s next… Kim Kardashian swearing off of golden showers?
Lindsay and Sheen get clean?
Timon, the meerkat from Lion King, got a sex change! Hakuna Matata!
Did you say ‘line of coke’?
Now when did Kirsten Dunst go goth?
Meet Auntie Fester, wife of Uncle Fester from the Addam’s Family.
That raccoon is not impressed.
Lipstick on teeth-check
Creepy death lip mole- check
Ridiculous eye make up-check
Clearly, her parents are winning
lipstick on teeth, is that per chance code for ‘i bang older dudes’?
or no one notices me enough to mention it
Id still do her even with the raccoon eyes and bubba teeth !!!!
quick, someone inform mister Hensen one of his muppets got away!
Madonna looks really young here.
the queen of mallternative rock.
“Thanks for buying my cd. You want me to sign it to ‘My Biggest Fan, Suzy? Okay, here you go. Yeah, I think Joe Jonas is hot, too, and so hardcore. Oh wait…I want to fuck one of Satan’s pitbulls in your bathroom. Yeah, thanks again, have a nice day.”
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it…
“Give us a kiss!”
Bride of Chucky!!!
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