1. Tyler


  2. “I’ll take that $5 thank you! I told you that you could fit you forearm between my tits without touching them”

  3. Jacqueline Hyde

    “Duhhhhhhh which way did he go George, which way did he go?!”

  4. Jacqueline Hyde


  5. Bi-Winning, Duh!

    Didn’t anyone else in Hollywood tell her, you never play full on retard!

  6. Ismoss

    So thats what a stroke looks like while its happening.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Where are we again? Fuku…Fukushima? Whaaaa?
    (face beings to melt)

  8. katie

    carpet:drapes, eyes:tits

  9. The Critical Crassness

    “And they said it was impossible to look tacky in “The little Black Dress”. Ha, I guess I showed them.”

  10. Sara

    Wonk Tits, Meet Wonk Eyes.

  11. toolazytothinkofaname

    From wonktits to wonkeye

  12. The only reason she blinks is to keep her eyeballs from escaping.

  13. Me Chinese, me pray joke! Me did Extra high on coke!

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Sorry, the ultra-lights use the space between my tits as a landing strip, and every once in a while the landing gear clips one of my eyes.”

  15. In 17 states, it’s legal to pull the plug on life support when a patient’s face looks like that.

  16. oermens

    it wasn’t nice to take a picture in the middle of her having a seizure.

  17. Lita

    I can see my brain!

  18. Lucasjr5

    Well it’s good to see that her teeth are still growing.

  19. cc

    $5 and a parking chit…ssssuuuuuurree *hic* I’d blow you for that.

  20. Colin

    Always the innovator, Audrina Patridge one ups wardrobe malfunction with a facial expression malfunction

  21. DKNY

    Maybe one of her wonktits popped, and the silicone is causing a stroke.

  22. SuperT

    Blinking is yet another skill she is yet to master

  23. Kyle Butler

    I think the wonk has spread from her boobs to her face.

  24. SuperT

    I see the problem. She is touching both cash and a credit card at the same time. The greed center of her brain overloaded.

  25. hey sped, you forgot your safety helmet

  26. K Soze

    I cant even….honestly, I just looked at this pic and immediately started cracking the fuck up. Some things are just better left unsaid. That’s an awesome candid.

  27. “I can make my eyes point the same way my nipples point!”

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