Related Photo Galleries

33 Comments
  1. Tyler

    duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Apr 13, 2011 at 4:49 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Yowza

    “I’ll take that $5 thank you! I told you that you could fit you forearm between my tits without touching them”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Jacqueline Hyde

    “Duhhhhhhh which way did he go George, which way did he go?!”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:03 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Jacqueline Hyde

    NARF!

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:04 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Bi-Winning, Duh!

    Didn’t anyone else in Hollywood tell her, you never play full on retard!

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:04 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Ismoss

    So thats what a stroke looks like while its happening.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:05 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Deacon Jones

    Where are we again? Fuku…Fukushima? Whaaaa?
    (face beings to melt)

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:05 pm /  Reply /00
  8. katie

    carpet:drapes, eyes:tits

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:17 pm /  Reply /00
  9. The Critical Crassness

    “And they said it was impossible to look tacky in “The little Black Dress”. Ha, I guess I showed them.”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:28 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Sara

    Wonk Tits, Meet Wonk Eyes.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:33 pm /  Reply /00
  11. toolazytothinkofaname

    From wonktits to wonkeye

    Apr 13, 2011 at 6:30 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Rubber

    The only reason she blinks is to keep her eyeballs from escaping.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 6:31 pm /  Reply /00
  13. stinky mcpoop

    Me Chinese, me pray joke! Me did Extra high on coke!

    Apr 13, 2011 at 6:41 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Sorry, the ultra-lights use the space between my tits as a landing strip, and every once in a while the landing gear clips one of my eyes.”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 6:47 pm /  Reply /00
  15. DrDoom77

    In 17 states, it’s legal to pull the plug on life support when a patient’s face looks like that.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 7:13 pm /  Reply /00
  16. oermens

    it wasn’t nice to take a picture in the middle of her having a seizure.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Lita

    I can see my brain!

    Apr 13, 2011 at 7:31 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Lucasjr5

    Well it’s good to see that her teeth are still growing.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 9:18 pm /  Reply /00
  19. cc

    $5 and a parking chit…ssssuuuuuurree *hic* I’d blow you for that.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 10:35 pm /  Reply /00
  20. Colin

    Always the innovator, Audrina Patridge one ups wardrobe malfunction with a facial expression malfunction

    Apr 13, 2011 at 11:05 pm /  Reply /00
  21. DKNY

    Maybe one of her wonktits popped, and the silicone is causing a stroke.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 11:46 pm /  Reply /00
  22. SuperT

    Blinking is yet another skill she is yet to master

    Apr 14, 2011 at 12:07 am /  Reply /00
  23. Kyle Butler

    I think the wonk has spread from her boobs to her face.

    Apr 14, 2011 at 1:13 am /  Reply /00
  24. SuperT

    I see the problem. She is touching both cash and a credit card at the same time. The greed center of her brain overloaded.

    Apr 14, 2011 at 2:00 am /  Reply /00
  25. dudeatdudedotdude

    hey sped, you forgot your safety helmet

    Apr 14, 2011 at 9:05 am /  Reply /00
  26. K Soze

    I cant even….honestly, I just looked at this pic and immediately started cracking the fuck up. Some things are just better left unsaid. That’s an awesome candid.

    Apr 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm /  Reply /00
  27. typhoonsusie

    “I can make my eyes point the same way my nipples point!”

    Apr 15, 2011 at 5:22 am /  Reply /00

Leave A Comment