“I’ll take that $5 thank you! I told you that you could fit you forearm between my tits without touching them”
“Duhhhhhhh which way did he go George, which way did he go?!”
Didn’t anyone else in Hollywood tell her, you never play full on retard!
So thats what a stroke looks like while its happening.
Where are we again? Fuku…Fukushima? Whaaaa?
(face beings to melt)
aw, you stole my line!
“And they said it was impossible to look tacky in “The little Black Dress”. Ha, I guess I showed them.”
Wonk Tits, Meet Wonk Eyes.
DAMN YOU, almost exactly what popped into my mind.
From wonktits to wonkeye
The only reason she blinks is to keep her eyeballs from escaping.
Me Chinese, me pray joke! Me did Extra high on coke!
“Sorry, the ultra-lights use the space between my tits as a landing strip, and every once in a while the landing gear clips one of my eyes.”
In 17 states, it’s legal to pull the plug on life support when a patient’s face looks like that.
it wasn’t nice to take a picture in the middle of her having a seizure.
I can see my brain!
Well it’s good to see that her teeth are still growing.
$5 and a parking chit…ssssuuuuuurree *hic* I’d blow you for that.
Always the innovator, Audrina Patridge one ups wardrobe malfunction with a facial expression malfunction
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