“Ms. Parton, we’re in England. Please get in the car ma’am.”
Dolly Parton seen here being escorted back to the home waves to imaginary fans, a condition brought on by massive silicone leakage cutting off oxygen to her brain.
@D2: I should not laugh, and yet …
You got to this joke too fast.
Damn, I was sure I was clever coming up with “Heil Titler” when I saw this picture. Damn you Double D! :P
Fifty years in showbiz and her head is now as big as her tits!
She’s gotta be close to 70. Dayum.
Is she auditioning for the role of Eva Braun in “Hitler’s Last Bang” or is that role going to Lindsey Lohan?
I. Would. Wreck. Dolly. Parton. And not just for all the wanks when I was a kid. She still looks better than that old broad on Sex in the City.
I concur. I’m amazed she still looks this good, plastic surgery or not.. and dont tell me that wouldnt be fun…to just bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard
and the prize for “worst blow up doll mouth” of the week goes to…(drum roll)…YES! Dolly Parton!
“Thanks everybody, most of all I want to thank Hitler…”
Jesus, Mr. Security Guy… Why so tense? Not like she has never been cut with a knife before!
Little known fact: she has to stand like this to keep from deflating.
“Before old-age shrinkage, I used to be THIS tall!”
Personally greeting both fans attending DollyWood this weekend.
I thought this dude got the mother-load from RoseAnn. He’s still doing security?
Hey, Mel, it’s me Dolly.
Hey Dolly! How high is the grass in Germany?
How NOT to do do plastic surgery: do not detach head and then sew on crooked!
Seig Heil, y’all!!
Jews don’t really like county music anyway..
Her corpse puppet would be more believable if we didn’t notice the puppeteer’s hand in her back.
High on anesthesia Courtney Love waves at imaginary fans after a successful breast implant surgery.
Jessica Simpson looks terrible.
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