1. Deacon Jones

    (girl on left)

    “This guy is SO fucking gay!”

  2. Girl on the left….”Hahahaha. You like girls! Riiiiiiight”

  3. Cock Dr

    Gay men get away with a lot of wardrobe shenanigans.

  4. Bi-Winning, Duh!

    wow, this guy is such a douche, even the pasty faced fat girl is laughing her ass off at him.

  5. Nathan Bright

    Where’s Wally?

    • Deryn

      Waldo, isn’t it? Unless it’s a different joke that I missed. Which is entirely possible.

      • Zombie Kitty

        Wally in England, Waldo in America you douche. Google would have saved you the turmoil

      • Simole

        I’ve never understood the need for the two different names. It’s not like his name is crucial to the cultural differences between us.

  6. dramkit

    Did anyone order a hipster? Not Zach, that’s for sure. He ordered a pensive intellectual.

    Hipster.

    Now stop appearing in public and ruining my impression of Spock in the next Star Trek, ty.

  7. Courtballs

    “I need more strips in this outfit.”

  8. Satan's bitch

    OUT? No, he’s not out. YET.

  9. The Critical Crassness

    Girl on the left: “See the script under his arm? This guy actually thinks he will be the Gay Terminator! Oh, my sides hurt from laughing!”

    • K Soze

      sigh..see what i mean? good god, quit while you’re behind… brutal, brutal attempts at humor. every fucking photo. which just compounds the problem.

  10. shoes unlaced…check
    tight jeans…check
    matching shirt and scarf: check
    Ironic glasses: check
    stocking cap in spring: check
    downs syndrome sidekick: check

    Ok…I’m ready to be seen in public, let’s go…

  11. whiskeyafternoon

    best. Scrabble. name. ever.

  12. Perfect, another Weezer album.

  13. Stephen King disguised as Pete Wentz.

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “It’s cool, everybody. I can still hear my heart beat.”

  15. Tanzarian

    Trying too hard.

  16. Arzach

    Is he rehearsing for some Dr. Seuss movie?

  17. cc

    po·seur: noun \pō-ˈzər, ˈpō-zər\

    See above

  18. Hipster Spock is illogical.

  19. Kyle Butler

    That girl could care less about how hipster he wants to be.. she only cares for invisible hot dogs.

  20. JJ

    Oooh! THERE is Waldo.

  21. Mashara

    Love him.

  22. He’s taking the Special Bus by the look of it.

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