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  1. Topher

    My daddy’s NOT CRYING!!! I swear! Now, leave him alone…

    Apr 13, 2011 at 4:57 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Nathan Bright

    Daddy, why are you peeing off the fort?

    Apr 13, 2011 at 4:59 pm /  Reply /00
  3. The Laughing G-D

    “My dad is Pete Wentz! Muthurfuckur!”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:22 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Colin

    BWAHAHA, was the “Bronx Mogwai” thing deliberate?

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:25 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Deryn

    They did not name that poor child Mogwai. Did they?

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
    • The Critical Crassness

      It turned out that fucking the dog, was not,as Benjie had believed, how Ashlee got pregnant However, they had already chosen the name!

      Apr 13, 2011 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /00
  6. The Critical Crassness

    “I see you sneaky up on my “sippy-cup” ! Better keep your distance or I’ll kick you to the curb just like Mommy did my Dad!”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm /  Reply /00
  7. It had to be said

    We didn’t “miss” a picture of a toddler. Just leave it alone. There is nothing funny or witty to say when some asshole takes picture of a kid’s trip to the playlot with his dad.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:51 pm /  Reply /00
  8. McFeely Smackup

    Look out Pete…there’s a baby sneaking up on you. Who will undoubtedly kick your pussy ass.

    Isn’t a mogwai a gremlin?

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:54 pm /  Reply /00
  9. fiz

    Sneaking a quick toke! F#ck!ng kid drives me nuts!

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:56 pm /  Reply /00
  10. LJ

    Hmmm… He seems a little too comfortable with a sippy cup shoved up his ass…

    Apr 13, 2011 at 5:59 pm /  Reply /00
  11. toolazytothinkofaname

    Someone trusted Pete Wentz near a playground?

    Apr 13, 2011 at 6:28 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “I know it’s not where I usually store it, but you always complain that the milk is too warm when I keep it in the other place…”

    Apr 13, 2011 at 6:43 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Turd Ferguson

    How long before Baby Jungle Book is old enough to know he was conceived by vinegar and water?

    Apr 13, 2011 at 7:04 pm /  Reply /00
  14. cc

    Relax, Pete, it will be at least another decade before he’ll be big enough to kick your ass over that stupid name.

    Apr 13, 2011 at 9:13 pm /  Reply /00
  15. Kyle Butler

    “No son, you cant see my wang while I pee. If you want to see it, you’ll just have to google it.”

    Apr 14, 2011 at 1:11 am /  Reply /00
  16. Wotwot

    Daddy is too busy letting pictures of his junk leak onto the internet to play with you right now.

    Apr 14, 2011 at 9:44 am /  Reply /00
  17. MrsWrong

    son?

    And BTW one of the Federline kids escaped again and is making a run for it. He saw food and thought he might beat his dad to it… for once

    Apr 17, 2011 at 9:57 pm /  Reply /00

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