My daddy’s NOT CRYING!!! I swear! Now, leave him alone…
Daddy, why are you peeing off the fort?
That’s a pretty bold assumption you’re making, that Pete Wentz can pee standing up!
“My dad is Pete Wentz! Muthurfuckur!”
BWAHAHA, was the “Bronx Mogwai” thing deliberate?
They did not name that poor child Mogwai. Did they?
It turned out that fucking the dog, was not,as Benjie had believed, how Ashlee got pregnant However, they had already chosen the name!
“I see you sneaky up on my “sippy-cup” ! Better keep your distance or I’ll kick you to the curb just like Mommy did my Dad!”
We didn’t “miss” a picture of a toddler. Just leave it alone. There is nothing funny or witty to say when some asshole takes picture of a kid’s trip to the playlot with his dad.
Look out Pete…there’s a baby sneaking up on you. Who will undoubtedly kick your pussy ass.
Isn’t a mogwai a gremlin?
Sneaking a quick toke! F#ck!ng kid drives me nuts!
Hmmm… He seems a little too comfortable with a sippy cup shoved up his ass…
Someone trusted Pete Wentz near a playground?
“I know it’s not where I usually store it, but you always complain that the milk is too warm when I keep it in the other place…”
How long before Baby Jungle Book is old enough to know he was conceived by vinegar and water?
Relax, Pete, it will be at least another decade before he’ll be big enough to kick your ass over that stupid name.
“No son, you cant see my wang while I pee. If you want to see it, you’ll just have to google it.”
Daddy is too busy letting pictures of his junk leak onto the internet to play with you right now.
And BTW one of the Federline kids escaped again and is making a run for it. He saw food and thought he might beat his dad to it… for once
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Pete Wentz and his son Bronx Mogwai at a park in Beverly Hills. (April 12, 2011)