1. Topher

    My daddy’s NOT CRYING!!! I swear! Now, leave him alone…

  2. Nathan Bright

    Daddy, why are you peeing off the fort?

  3. The Laughing G-D

    “My dad is Pete Wentz! Muthurfuckur!”

  4. Colin

    BWAHAHA, was the “Bronx Mogwai” thing deliberate?

  5. Deryn

    They did not name that poor child Mogwai. Did they?

    • The Critical Crassness

      It turned out that fucking the dog, was not,as Benjie had believed, how Ashlee got pregnant However, they had already chosen the name!

  6. The Critical Crassness

    “I see you sneaky up on my “sippy-cup” ! Better keep your distance or I’ll kick you to the curb just like Mommy did my Dad!”

  7. It had to be said

    We didn’t “miss” a picture of a toddler. Just leave it alone. There is nothing funny or witty to say when some asshole takes picture of a kid’s trip to the playlot with his dad.

  8. Look out Pete…there’s a baby sneaking up on you. Who will undoubtedly kick your pussy ass.

    Isn’t a mogwai a gremlin?

  9. fiz

    Sneaking a quick toke! F#ck!ng kid drives me nuts!

  10. LJ

    Hmmm… He seems a little too comfortable with a sippy cup shoved up his ass…

  11. toolazytothinkofaname

    Someone trusted Pete Wentz near a playground?

  12. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “I know it’s not where I usually store it, but you always complain that the milk is too warm when I keep it in the other place…”

  13. Turd Ferguson

    How long before Baby Jungle Book is old enough to know he was conceived by vinegar and water?

  14. cc

    Relax, Pete, it will be at least another decade before he’ll be big enough to kick your ass over that stupid name.

  15. Kyle Butler

    “No son, you cant see my wang while I pee. If you want to see it, you’ll just have to google it.”

  16. Wotwot

    Daddy is too busy letting pictures of his junk leak onto the internet to play with you right now.

  17. MrsWrong


    And BTW one of the Federline kids escaped again and is making a run for it. He saw food and thought he might beat his dad to it… for once

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