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  1. Deacon Jones

    “ohhHHhhh…BRET….what big sunglass lenses you HAvvee…”

  2. When did Howie Mandel grow hair?

  3. Good to see Tish in the back there prepping for a quick HJ.

  4. Double D

    Every rose has its thorn.
    Also, every douche has his bandana.

  5. The Critical Crassness

    Have they started shooting “Wild Hogs II” already?

  6. btreese

    LOL King Douche

  7. katie

    What is my favorite animal? Turtles, of course! Watch me make a turtle face.

  8. I dunno…accessory wise he’s a little more decked out than Johnny Depp, but he’s no Chris Angel.

  9. barfly

    “Isn’t there more to life than being really, really, really…ridiculously, good looking?”

  10. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little, thinking about Vince Neal’s career.”

  11. Not as rough as we think are we?

    Take it easy on those skin lighting creams Ja-rule.

  12. macmac

    Is that “Magnum” or “Blue Steel”?

  13. All he wanted was some Grey Poupon…

  14. Lita

    Next time on Meerkat Manor…

  15. Mumbler

    Only a bandanna separates him from being mistaken for Vince Neil.

  16. cc

    ‘You say these sunglasses perfect my aging douchebag look? Why thank you!’

  17. Here to remind us that it IS possible to out-wig Tony Manuro.

  18. Maggie

    Can I have your autograph? You’re on Jersey Shore right?

  19. DogBoy

    During the brain hemorrhage surgery, you’d think someone would have noticed – and suggested removing – the arm growing out of the side of his head.

  20. Sean Hayes starring in “The Bret Michael Story”

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