“ohhHHhhh…BRET….what big sunglass lenses you HAvvee…”
When did Howie Mandel grow hair?
*buy a wig
Good to see Tish in the back there prepping for a quick HJ.
Every rose has its thorn.
Also, every douche has his bandana.
Have they started shooting “Wild Hogs II” already?
LOL King Douche
What is my favorite animal? Turtles, of course! Watch me make a turtle face.
I dunno…accessory wise he’s a little more decked out than Johnny Depp, but he’s no Chris Angel.
Chris Angel was the first thing that came to mind, damn you McFeely.
“Isn’t there more to life than being really, really, really…ridiculously, good looking?”
“Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little, thinking about Vince Neal’s career.”
Take it easy on those skin lighting creams Ja-rule.
Is that “Magnum” or “Blue Steel”?
That’s the first thing I thought of!!!!!
All he wanted was some Grey Poupon…
Next time on Meerkat Manor…
Only a bandanna separates him from being mistaken for Vince Neil.
Actually, I think only a bandanna seperates him from being mistaken for Telly Savalas.
‘You say these sunglasses perfect my aging douchebag look? Why thank you!’
Here to remind us that it IS possible to out-wig Tony Manuro.
Can I have your autograph? You’re on Jersey Shore right?
During the brain hemorrhage surgery, you’d think someone would have noticed – and suggested removing – the arm growing out of the side of his head.
No, that was put in for balance.
Sean Hayes starring in “The Bret Michael Story”
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Bret Michaels signing autographs in New York City. (April 12, 2011)