superficial

  1. “Yeah yeah, the ol’ ball and chain is still yapping… So you’ll be there tonight around 8:00? With your 3 hot friends right? Good…”

  2. Deacon Jones

    “What do you mean the tabloids are claiming I’m gay?! I’m married to Debora Lee”

    “Exactly.”

  3. EricLr

    Na, Rock, I ain’t gonna train ya this time! Fight Creed on your own, ya bum!

  4. Hank E. Ring

    My God, you have to find me a movie and now, she won’t stfu, yes anything!

  5. kimmykimkim

    “Hey! Who’s that? Who’s that? Tell ‘em I said hi!!”

    It’s mostly his face that is telling me this is what’s going on with that damn mouth of her’s.

  6. Dick Hell

    Nice beard.

  7. Cock Dr

    I hope it’s True Love.
    It would explain so much, and he would be a Genuinely Nice Guy, instead of a cowardly closeted faker.

  8. El Jefe

    So that is exactly the type of woman it takes to drive a man gay.

  9. The Brown Streak

    “Yeah, Stan? Stan Lee? It’s Hugh…got an idea for a new villain for Wolverine. Her name is Motormouth.”

  10. Swayx

    “Hey, Honey, stop singing already! I told you all the parts in Les Mis are already cast!”

  11. fartbucket

    Being that she looks like Pam from Archer I’m left to wonder how many pool balls she can fit in her mouth.

  12. journalschism

    “Did you hear I shaved my beard? Yeah, now I just let it walk behind me.”

  13. “Tell them I want to play Sabretooth!” “TELL THEM I WANT TO PLAY SABRETOOTH!!!!”

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