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  1. Jill

    Aw, look at him trying to impersonate Fassbender. It’s so cute when they’re senile!

  2. “I said, ‘Gimme back my fucking headband!’”

  3. Bonky

    No, I don’t have a banana in BOTH pockets, I’m just really, really glad to see you !.

  4. You little bastards get offa my lawn!

  5. “So I thought, she’s an heiress, what could go wrong? And now I gotta the CRABS!”

  6. “Say hello to my leetle friend!”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s a guy looks after the bicycles thinks he’s Al Pacino

  8. EricLr

    Is it me, or has he basically just been playing the same character over and over again for the last 20 years?

  9. MarkM

    I FINALLY look better than Al Pacino! Thank you God!

  10. Al Pacino: “I guess it’s time to stand up, guys!”
    Peter Griffin: “A-HA!”

  11. Urvag

    “hey! Look at me. My ass is on backwards”

  12. “If you want my guy to stand up any more than this then I’m gonna need a little help here. Hooah!”

  13. lil frend

    IM OUT OF ORDER???
    YOURE OUT OF ORDER!!!
    THIS COURTS OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!!
    THIS.
    BIKES.
    OUT
    OF.
    ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  14. Coyote

    who, Ah! – f*ck all of you – who Ah!

  15. Say hello to my little friend.

  16. So Carnie Wilson lost all that weight with the lap band surgery, eh?
    Well i’d say she found it again, SHE’S THIS BIG!!

  17. Colostomy Bag

    His poor son. The one time dad is dressed well enough to be seen with, his son isn’t anywhere to be found.

  18. “Every time I think I’m out of Wendy’s, they pull me back in!”

  19. DrWho

    I’m in the dark here, understand? I’m in the….oh, wait, damn sunglasses!

  20. mbcl

    ” Alright who’s the wiseguy who took the seat off my bike ?!!!”

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